Thursday, November 24, 2005

Blather describes projects he favors on the grounds of prophetic scripture

For immediate release
Office of the Press Secretary
November 24, 2005

Senator Blather Explains How the Book of Revelation Shows We Must Embark on Projects to Make Sure Prophecy is Fulfilled and Christ returns to Earth So We Can Go to Heaven.

Hilda Kelly Blather Executive Office Building
Room 667
4:14 AM

Interpretashun of th' Book of Revelashun, which we all knows is literally true, has sartin impo'tant implicashuns fo' govment policy in our nashun. Th' implicashuns is thet we haf impo'tant thin's t'spend money on, an' thet we sh'd spend money on these impo'tant thin's instead of spendin' it on liberal programs designed t'strenthen our economah an' defend our nashun an' he'p pore liberal varmints. In this hyar speech Ah go through th' Book of Revelashun, showin' how th' Book of Revelashun proves thet we muss ingage in sartin impo'tant govment programs in o'der t'insure thet th' prophecies in th' Book of Revelashun come true, so thet Jedt Ah mean Jesus Christ will return t'earth, an' take us t'hevvin. Ah's proud t'say thet th' govment corntracks thet will be junerated when we implement th' conservative programs th' Book of Revelashun shows we sh'd implement, will empower mah co'po'ate corntributo's an' increase th' value of th' stocks Ah hold in th' co'po'ashuns thet will git th' contracks, so thet we will be able t'pow'fully crush liberalism, dawgone it. In th' interests of nashunal unity Ah have hired a Yankee t'read scrippures fum th' Book of Revelashun. Af'er etch readin' of scrippure Ah give mah wise cornservative interpretashun regardin' whut th' scrippure shows we hafta does in o'der t'make sho'nuff th' prophesies in th' Book of Revelashun come true so thet Christ returns t'earth an' we kin hoof it to hevvin. (Applause.)

Revelation 1:13-14: And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

Alot of us cornservatives is white an' haf white hair. This hyar scrippure shows thet no matter whut th' evidence indicates, enny cornservative who is white an' who has white hair muss be immune fum prosecushun by liberals like Pat Fitzyfella, on account o' thar is th' danger thet God's prophecy will not come true eff'n cornservatives wif white hide an' white hair is locked up in some jail, Ah reckon. (Applause.)

Revelation 2:8-9: And unto the angel of the church in Smyrna write; These things saith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive; [9] I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

Thar is lotsa places named Smahrna in th' United States. Some of th' states thet haf a Smahrna in them is Alabama, Flo'ida Noo Yawk an' Pennsylvania. This hyar scrippure shows thet thar is no need t'give social security o' we'fare o' enny kind of govment assistance t'these Smarhnas, on account o' although they seem t'be pore, they is acshully rich. (Applause.)

Revelation 3:7-9: And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth; I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name. Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.

This hyar scrippure shows thet we need t'pass a law thet will fo'ce jews t'wo'ship ennybody who is fum Philade'phia Pennsylvania. By th' way this hyar scrippure proves thet th' esteemed cornservative jews is not really Satanists. (Applause.)

Revelation 6:6: [6] And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

This hyar scrippure shows thet we need t'outlaw th' use of likker an' oil in cookin', on account o' th' wine an' th' oil c'd suffer pain when exposed t'th' high temperatures used in cookin'. (Applause.)

Revelation 7:2-8: And I saw another angel ascending from the east, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a loud voice to the four angels, to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea, Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads. And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel. Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand.

This hyar scrippure proves thet th' servants of God in th' earth, is these 144,000 cornservative jews dexcended fum jews who wisely rejecked th' liberalism of Christianity. Tharfo'e we kin safely assoom thet ev'rybody else is not a servant of God an' tharfo'e not intitled t'th' proteckshun of th' law o' enny kind of benefits. (Applause.)

Revelation 8:7-11: The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed. And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

These scrippures show how demonic th' liberal invironmentalists are. By pollutin' an' destroyin' th' trees an' th' grass an' th' sea an' th' rivahs, us cornservatives is only he'pin' t'make sho'nuff thet God's prophecies come true so thet Jedt Ah mean Jesus Christ will return t'earth t'take us t'hevvin. (Applause.)

Revelation 9:5: And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

Ah have noticed thet all these varmints, these liberals, an' these cornservatives who make money off of these liberals buyin' an' sellin', does not haf enny seal of God thet Ah can see writ in their fo'ehaids. Tharfo'e we is jestified in causin' all kinds of to'ment fo' these folks. Tharfo'e we is co'reck t'dry up th' circulashun of money in our country thet allers these liberals t'buy an' sell an' thet allers these cornservatives t'make money off of this hyar buyin' an' sellin'. (Applause.)

Revelation 11:4-10: These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth. And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed. These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will. And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified. And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves. And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.

Tharfo'e we muss outlaw th' destruckshun of olive trees, plant nothin' but olive trees, an' make cuttin' down olive trees illegal, Ah reckon. On account o' that way we kin make sho'nuff thet thar will be two olive trees that will be able t'smite th' earth will plagues, turn waters into blood, an' create droughts. Also we hafta make sho'nuff thet th' olive trees will be able t'do this hyar so we hafta leave vials corntainin' plague, flamethrowers, an' Uzi machine-guns imported from Israel tied t'th' branches of th' olive trees jest th' way we admirably tie o'naments t'th' branches of Christmas trees. God kinnot make his prophesies come true unless we he'p him t'make them come is an old cornservative sayin' thet God he'ps them who he'p themselves. We muss use junetic ingineerin' t'create beasts thet like t'kill olive trees. We hafta fill Egypp wif homosexuals, an' olive trees thet haf flame throwers an' vials of plague an' Uzis tied t'their branches. We also hafta come t'reckanize thet th' enemah is these varmints foun' all on over th' wo'ld, who does not like t'be poisoned wif plague, an' who protess aginst their waters bein' turned t'blood, an' who does not like t'be burnt alive wif flamethrowers. We hafta come t'reckanize, thet we th' Christian USA is th' fine good guys when we turn oceans into blood, an' spread plagues in th' wo'ld, an' burn varmints alive wif flamethrowers. (Applause.)

Revelation 11:13: And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.

This hyar scrippure proves thet all these liberal schemes t'keep varmints alive when thar is earthquakes, is jest evil schemes thet will prevent God's plans fo' th' wo'ld fum a-comin' true through th' return of th' Lo'd Jesus Christ t'earth. (Applause.)

Revelation 11:17: Saying, We give thee thanks, O Lord God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.

Here we see proof thet thar is no need fo' us t'be good guys, hyar we see th' futility of liberals who attempp t'be good, on account o' th' Lo'd God is almighty an' kin step in t'do fine wawks on earth enny time he be hankerin' eff'n thet is his will, Ah reckon. (Applause.)

Revelation 11:18: And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints,

Here we see thet when we does thin's thet make th' nashuns angry, like poison them wif plagues, an' incinerate them wif flamethrowers, we is on th' side of th' Lo'd Almighty; also we see th' futility of liberal attempps t'reward th' good guys, on account o' th' Lo'd God Almighty shall reward th' good guys. (Applause.)

Revelation 12:1: 1] And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars

This hyar shows thet we need t'eemeejutly spend a trillion dollars, on a program thet will put a woomin on th' moon an' keep her thar, so thet God's plan kin proceed. (Applause.)

Revelation 12:3-4: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

This hyar shows thet we need t'spend billions, usin' bio-engineerin' t'prodooce red dragons thet haf seven haids an' ten ho'ns an' like t'eat wimmen an' kin survive on th' moon, so thet we kin make sho'nuff thet God's plan will proceed. (Applause.)

Revelation 12:7: And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

This hyar shows thet we hafta spend billions on creatin' angelic bein's an' also on creatin' demonic bein's, which hate etch other an' is capable of fightin' while flyin' aroun' in th' sky, so as t'insure thet God's prophecies will come true. (Applause.)

Revelation 12:11: And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death

Here we see thet it will also be necessary t'develop a produck thet is based on Lamb's blood, which will ack as a poison thet kills th' flyin'-devil type bein's which we muss create. (Applause.)

Revelation 12:12: Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.

Here we see thet it is necessary t'use bio-engineerin' t'create a devil so as t'insure thet God's plan comes t'true an' th' prophecies of th' prophet is fu'filled. (Applause.)

Revelation 12:14: And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.

It sh'd be postible t'attach wawkin' wings t'th' wimmen we create, th' way a roof kin be added t'th' back of a pickup truck. Shet mah mouth! (Laughter. Applause.)

Revelation 12:15: And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood.

th' devil we create an' unleash, sh'd be able t'create floods by spittin' water outta its mouth. (Applause.)

Revelation 12:17: And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God (Boos and catcalls.)

This hyar scrippure is dangerously misinterpreted by liberals. It does not mean thet thar is sumpin special about th' dexcendants of the Virgin Mary Jane who is foun' amongst our despicable liberal juntile populashun. Whut in tarnation this hyar scrippure means is, thet on account o' it is predestined who goes whar in th' af'erlife an' whut we does does not effeck our destinashun in th' af'erlife, th' wise thin' fo' us t'do is t'not keep th' comman'ments of God, on account o' eff'n we does keep th' comman'ments of God, th' Dragon will make war on us. (Applause.)

Revelation 13:2: And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

Thar is also a need t'bio-engineer an evil multi-haided beast thet hates saints an' likes t'be wo'shipped an' is like a leopard a bar an' a lion all mixed into one animal, an' thet kin talk like a varmint an' thet likes t'blaspheme an' thet kin kill varmints an' is able t'rule th' wo'ld fo' three an' a ha'f years. (Applause.)

Revelation 14 1-4: And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads. And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps: And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

This hyar shows thet we need t'place in Israel, 144,000 min who is not allered t'have sex an' foller a lamb aroun' wharvah it goes. (Applause.)

Revelation 14:7: Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.

This hyar shows th' need t'bio-engineer a God thet is capable of creatin' planets an' atmosphars. (Applause.)

Revelation 14:8: And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.

This hyar shows thet we need a CIA projeck thet will create a city filled wif wimmen who is fo'nicators, an' expo't t'all nashuns a likker thet is made outta th' fluids they excrete when they fo'nicate. (Applause.)

Revelation 14:14-16: And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle. And another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to him that sat on the cloud, Thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is come for thee to reap; for the harvest of the earth is ripe. And he that sat on the cloud thrust in his sickle on the earth; and the earth was reaped.

This hyar shows thet we is faced wif a choice between producin' clouds thet varmints kin set on, an' varmints who is able t'set on clouds. (Applause.)

Revelation 14:20:And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.

One of th' mos' trimenjus projecks we will hafta embark upon, is th' creashun of a gigannic likker-press thet prodooces likker made fum blood. (Applause.)

Revelation 16:2-11: And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image. And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea. And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood. And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus. For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy. And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments. And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory. And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain, And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.

These scrippures show thet liberal attempps t'he'p them who suffer fum sores an' them who die at sea an' them who git hide Ah mean skin kincer an' them who is in pain is in fack a demonic attempp t'treasonously aid abet an' harbo' them who is enemies of God. (Applause.)

Revelation 16:19: And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.

Thar is sevahal places thet haf given themselves th' name Babylon in th' wo'ld. We muss give unto th' God thet we build, poisons thet is able t'wipe out cities, an' then we muss make sho'nuff thet th' God we build, exterminates th' populashuns of Babylon Illinois, an' Babylon Noo Yawk...thar is no need t'wo'ry about exterminatin' Babylon Iraq on account o' thet place is now called Baghdad, an' we all knows thet th' wo'd of God is literally true. (Applause.)

Revelation 16:20: And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.

This hyar shows th' need t'devote our ingineerin' an' produckive resources t'enablin' th' islan's of th' wo'ld t'move aroun' in th' oceans. Th' respeckable Juneral Eleckric Chief Executive Officer Jack Welch hisse'f said, thet th' ideal fackory,'d be a floatin' fackory thet kin move ennywhar in th' wo'ld, so as t'keep th' amount paid t'disrepeetayble liberal labor down t'a minimum. (Applause.)

Revelation 17:5: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

We hafta arress th' Mammys of th' prosteetootes, an' put them all in eifer Babylon Illinois o' Babylon Noo Yawk. (Applause.)

Revelation 17:8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition:

Thar is a need t'construck a bottomless pit by drillin' a hole thet retches fum one side of th' planet t't'other, fum the USA all the way t' China. (Applause.)

Revelation 18:2: And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.

This hyar shows thet we hafta fill Babylon Illinois an' Babylon Noo Yawk wif devils, foul spirits, an' unclean an' hateful birds, an' also we hafta prodooce all kinds of thin's thet is then sold in Babylon Illinois an' Babylon Noo Yawk t'fo'eigners at ten percent of their produckshun cost, so thet th' fo'eigners will git rich off of us. Liberals complain about our trillion dollar a year trade deficits an' trillion dollar a year budgit deficits, but th' fack is thet these deficits ack t'make th' merchants of th' earth rich, so thet th' biblical prophecies is fu'filled an' Christ returns t'earth t'take us t'hevvin. (Applause.)

Revelation 18:10: Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

Af'er we fill Babylon Noo Yawk an' Babylon Illinois wif th' Mammys of prosteetootes, devils, foul spirits, an' unclean an' hateful birds, th' God we build will hafta destroy these two cities. (Applause.)

Revelation 18:11-13: And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more: The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble, And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.

This hyar shows thet we hafta develop a method t'extrackt th' souls of men, an' then establish Wal-marts in Babylon Noo Yawk an' Babylon Illinois whar these souls of min are exported. (Applause.)

Revelation 19:18: That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.

This hyar scrippure shows thet our nashun is faced wif a choice between teachin' birds t'develop a taste fo' hoomin flesh, an' bio-engineerin' birds thet haf a natural taste fo' hoomin flesh. Ah believe we sh'd bio-engineer th' birds on account o' th' skoo marms who knows how t' teach birds t'do thin's is liberals who does not corntribute t'mah campaign, as enny fool kin plainly see. (Applause.)

Revelation 20:4: And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

This hyar scrippure proves thet we when us cornservatives lop th' haids off of th' liberal Christians, we is doin' a fine good wawrk, on account o' Christians who haf their haids lopped off hoof it to hevvin. (Applause.)

Revelation 20:8: And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.

This hyar shows thet th' liberals who rejeck th' anti-birth corntrol policy of th' Catholics who haf junerously donated t'mah campaign is bad guys, on account o' we need t'have a wo'ld which is filled wif trillions of varmints, an' as Ah have said befo'e, mah esteemed colleague Docko' Easterneuropinsky info'med me when Ah consulted wif him, thet thar is mo'e than a trillion grains of san' in th' wo'ld wharas thar is only six billion varmints in th' wo'ld. Not only thet these trillions of varmints thet we fill th' wo'ld wif muss be God-hatin' varmints. (Applause.)

Revelation 21:2: And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.

Now yo' kin find towns named Jerusalem in menny diffrunt states in our country. As a matter of fack, thar is a Jerusalem in etch of th' follerin' states: Alabama, Arkansas, Geo'gia, MaryJaneland', No'th Carolina, Ohio, Rhode Islan', an' Utah. Thus we need t'give mah esteemed co'po'ate sponso's multi-billion dollar corntracks which will prodooce machines able t'fly these towns through th' sky an' into outer space. (Applause.)

Revelation 22:11: He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still:

This hyar shows thet thar is no need fo' us unjust cornservatives t'become just, an' also, thar is no need t'use liberal social programs t'brin' enny kind of sanitashun t'them who lack it. (Applause.)

Revelation 22:14: Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs

This hyar scrippure shows thet we hafta exterminate all th' houn'dogs in Amerika, includin' all th' ugly wimmen thet rude min who lose eleckshuns call houn'dogs. Thus we see how th' conservative policy of makin' money so scarce thet only right purdy prosteetootes kin affo'd t'have kids, is a wise an' hono'able policy. (Applause.)

Revelation 22: 17 And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.

Quote whosoevah will unquote, means thet thar is no need t'engage in liberal fine wawks on account o' all we need is t'have a desuhe t'six pack th' water of life. (Applause.)

@2005 David Virgil Hobbs

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Fundamentalists wrong to enhrine their interpretation of prophecy as a guide for foreign policy

Yoginder Sikand ( has described how American fundamentalists such as Michael Evans, act as if their individual interpretations of very mysterious ancient scriptures, should play a major role in the formulation of US government policy. Looks like American fundamentalists are turning millions against Christianity while converting a few dozen.

Re Sikand's article, it is true that certain fundamentalists claim that the only respectable interpretation of hard to understand Christian prophetic scriptural passages, is their own interpretation of these hard to understand, mysterious scriptural passages.

Yet St. Paul, thought that the world was going to come to an end before the youngest persons in his congregation died. Therefore for the early church the traditional establishment respectable point of view, championed by persons who wrote the scriptures and are considered to be the greatest saints of Christianity, was that the events mentioned in Old Testament scriptures such as Daniel and Jeremiah, and in New Testament scriptures such as the Book of Revelation, would all have come true within 100 years from the time at which they were living.

Therefore Christianity's greatest men, held a different view of the interpretation of the Book of Revelation than that held by powerful Christian fundamentalists in the modern USA. Therefore, for men who are much lesser men than the saints who wrote the scriptures they admire, to be pompous and self righteous regarding their own interpretations of such scriptures, is nonsense, because the greatest saints of Christianity interpreted the scriptures of the Book of Revelation differently.

If the great saints of old were wrong in the way they interpreted scriptures such as Revelation, this throws the pompous self righteousness of the fundamentalists out the window. If the greatest saints of old were correct in they way they interpreted scriptures such as Revelation, this also throws the dogmatic pomp of the modern fundamentalists out the window.

St. Paul who wrote large portions of the Christian bible was wrong to think that the world would end before the youngest people in his church died. Therefore for persons who are lesser than St. Paul to be self-righteous re interpretations of such scriptures is unacceptable. And also therefore, it is unacceptable that modern Christians should put such a high emphasis on the criteria of how "correct" someone's interpretations of mysterious prophecies are, and, therefore, it is unacceptable that such fandamentalists should let the interpretation of mysterious prophecies play such a leading role in the formulation of government policy.

These fundamentalists would if sensible admit St Paul was a greater man than they, despite his being wrong about the end of the world and the different interpretation of prophetic scriptures that he ascribed to; yet the government would undoubtedly be better off under St. Paul than it would be under them.

It is bizarre that certain fundamentalists would think that the promises made to Israel in the Bible, and the prophecies made re Israel in the Bible, refer to the descendants of the jews who did not become Christians as opposed to the descendants of the jews who became Christian such as the descendants of individuals such as Mary, Mary's cousins and siblings, the apostles and their families, and the disciples and their families. Look at the way Christ derided the jews who rejected him. Christ thought of many of the jews who rejected him, as no better than non-jews or worse.

It is bizarre that fundamentalists should behave as if the mere fact some group gives itself a certain name such as Israel or some individual gives himself a certain name, proves that some prophetic scripture thousands of years old refers to that group. It would be easy for a selfish group to give itself a name that resulted in fundamentalists worshipping that group, if fundamentalists were to ascribe such importance to the names groups and individuals give themselves. Yes, you can find a Jerusalem in Israel and a Babylon in Iraq; but you can also find places named Jerusalem and Babylon all over the world.

"Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away. For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away. When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
-- 1 Corinthians 13:8-12.

True the Scripture says, " Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven" (Mt 18:3) but it also rebukes childishness. Yet still American Christians are unable to balance two different scriptures against each other, unable to distinguish between childishness and the child-like, and still they insist on treating scripture as if it was a buffet, helping themselves to and misinterpreting the dish that appeals to them (the scripture advocating a child-like nature), while ignoring the dish that does not appeal to them (the admonition not to be childish).

@2005 David Virgil Hobbs

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Imported workers can help a national economy and its citizens

Frosty Wooldridge is up in arms, re the importation of workers through visas. Whereas, imported workers can conceivably be helpful to a national economy and its native citizens.

Imported workers can train domestic workers.

Imported workers can provide skills that allow things to be produced here that would otherwise not be produced here.

If it takes a team of eleven to produce some product here, and we have on hand ten of the people we need but we do not have the eleventh, but we do have the eleventh one we need if we import a worker with the special skill, then we can make the thing here whereas without the imported worker we would be unable to make it. Similarly a soccer team without a goalie might be a poor soccer team until it imported a goalie so as to be able to win games.

Imported workers by spending their own money that they already have, in addition to spending the money they are paid, can thereby stimulate the economy, due to multiplier factors that are created as the money they spend is earned and spent by others, combined with the money they spend in total exceeding the amount of money they earn.

An imported worker excelling a native imported worker excelling a native worker, could be an advantage to the economy, even when the economy does not produce anything that it could not otherwise produce as a result of importing the worker.

Take for example the model wherein an economy is symbolized as a soccer team. The economy imports a center forward, so the center forward already on the team, has to move over to left wing. The increase in total productivity in the economy produced by the import of the worker, could in its advantages for the population of the economy outweigh the loss of the job to the imported worker.

The fellow who has to move over to left wing might be a better left wing than the guy who previously was left wing--then you would have improvement at not just center forward but also at left wing through the importation of one player.

If the old left wing moved to half-back, and was a better half-back than the one who was a halfback before, you would have improvement at three positions caused by the importation of the one player.

When you have high quality players at each position, you have high productivity per hour, so people have the time and energy to acquire economically valuable skills, which move the national economy upwards.

If the increased productivity created through the use of imported foreign workers is shared with the native population, either deliberately through social programs or simply through enhanced domestic circulation of moneycreating earning opportunities, the importation of foreign workers can redound to the benefit of the native population.

@2005 David Virgil Hobbs

Dreams I had between Oct 17 and Nov 21 '05

Oct 17-Nov 21 '05 dreams

Notes: I had some dreams prior to Oct 17 I havent reported yet. I do not remember all the details for most of these dreams, and I cannot remember anything now about some of these dreams. If a dream contains content that approaches what some might call sensual, I make a greater effort to hide the identity of the person dreamed about.

1. I was riding around in some kind of jeep with Linda S. In the dream she looked like a Siberian Sean S., that is, if you can imagine Sean S looking Siberian, that is what she looked like. She had this long beard about an inch wide and about eight inches long, comoing down from below her lower lip. She looked like what one might imagine a Bolshevik looks like. I told her she had been being mean to me because I had'nt been having sex. She gave me this hat, it was a beret with a furry ball on top and straight brown flaps that look like the straight brown hair on a woman. She got on a crowded bus and the bus drove away.

2. I was driving somewhere and while I was driving the black soccer shoes I was wearing while I was driving disappeared.

3. I saw some people eating steak and seafood in restaurants, I felt angry and was shouting about Mars, someone told me I should not be shouting and I agreed with him.

4. I fell asleep on a bed in the U of Chicago Regenstein library; I woke up in the dream while still dreaming, and stepped backwards an inch and bumped into a Chinese guy in a sleeveless blue camouflage-patterned shirt, like the ones they have on sale at the army navy store in the watertown mall. The Chinese guy said to me, "I'll kill you". because I had bumped against him. He was about six feet tall, and husky and heavy, he walked away, I followed him and went looking for him in the library but could not find him. He was wearing a shirt that I had thought was beautiful when I saw it in the store. I was going to complain to the U of Chicago about the Chinese guy. My excuse for having fallen asleep was that I grew at the U of Chicago.

5 My intestine and the breasts of this white woman L, were one and the same thing. Someone was stomping on L's breast in a wrestling match, but it did not hurt L much. This breast stomping wrestling match pleased this white conservative republican radio talk show host that was what he wanted.

6 Cathy K a half jewish white woman who went to my high school got on to this subway train I was on. Her body language was the body language of someone who thinks they are the superior race. I was thinking, that the idea that an atheist race is a superior race is a strange idea.

7 There was a dream about Bush, Churchill, a flying plane, Spanky, and a screw I do not remember now their content.

8 I was carrying my car, the automobile I drive; it was light about the shape and size of a small suitcase; I was rolling it along it was light and small...I thought I could'nt carry it but I could.

9 My brother was lying down as he often is. I felt that he had become a stupid person and I think I told him so.

10 I bumped into someone, a dinner plate I was carrying that had marijuana on it was bumped, the marijuana fell to the ground, I started looking for the pot that had been knocked to the ground.

11 In the dream about Heather L, she and Alexandra, had become one person, about five feet ten inches tall, pretty, shortish wavyish black hair, wide hips, strong legs. Alexandra is the sister of this woman Elizabeth whose father was CEO of a major bank. Elizabeth went to the same college I went to, Heather L lives in the same suburb I live in.

12 In the dream about Christy, I was in this town that was shaped like a Christy's large derriere, like two big circles; the neighboring town on one side of this town was Woburn MA and the neighboring town on the other side of the town was Chicago Il. I liked this town.

13 In the dream about M W and M I, it was dark outside, it was early morning or late evening, there was a big house, and M W was standing in front of the door that faced me and M I who I could not see stood in front of the door that faced to my right. I could not see M I but I knew what both of them were wearing. They were wearing bras that mimimized their breasts to look normal size, and long sleeved men's shirts, and nothing else. Looking at M W I admired how her body was muscular yet feminine and shapely. I saw them from a vantage point about 20 yards away from them and 20 yards below them.

14 In the dream about the Fishmonger woman, I saw this blanket, that was red with yellow stripes, scottish plad patterned type blanket. This blanket was the woman from the Fishmonger. In the dream the thought in my head was that the fact is that the woman from the Fishmonger is the world's most beautiful wife.

15 I was flying over these Semitic lands, their earth looked brown from high above in the sky. There were lots of different little Semitic countries. Problem was that if I descended and landed on any of these countries, as soon as I landed bombs would go off all over the place in the country I landed in.

16 This over six foot tall glamazon woman I had seen working at the Fishmonger in Cambridge, was the sister of Brent Cawelti who was my friend and neighbor during childhood. She was walking somewhere side by side with Brent, they were about 15 feet in front of me and below me on the staircase in the apartment building I and Brent used to live in. Her hair was in the form of a light brown pony tail that reached to her knees.

17 I was with M I (same as in 13), this white woman I encountered in real life-- I saw her face, appreciated her personality looks and intelligence; she was wearing these panties, she pulled them down; i expected an odor to come out when she pulled her panties down due to ethnic prejudice based on anecdotal experience and racist rumor, but there was no such odor. I had a couple of small bags of pot, the pot in one of the bags was yellowish green color, it was hidden by the alarm clock, the idea was to use the pot for sex with M I (maybe this was triggered because this TV personality seemed to be saying pot should be saved for sex). The problem with the sex was that we could find no place where we could be alone to have sex. M I's idea was we should meet later at some place whee we would have privacy, during the monday night football game. I showed up at the place and a short "nerdy" looking white young man with glasses opened the door there were alot of people at the place. The thought in my mind was that since I will not live forever and do not have infinite amounts of time and energy at my disposal, it would be waste of time and energy to use a condom while having sex.

18 I was with Linda S (same as in 1) and there was mutual love. The thought in my mind was that Linda S, is unusually gifted, she has the gift of being loveable, and she has the gift of being loving. I saw a plaque on a wall. Linda S being gifted in these ways had something to do with this plaque.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

American Hubris re Canadian management of the Canadian economy

There are conservative republican white men who to this late beleaguered day, are enthusiastic Bush-Cheney-Delay loyalists, and despise those who criticize and oppose Bush-Cheney-Delay. Seems mainstream opinion amongst them in the year 2005 is as follows:

"Lowly Canada is cornsiderin' income an' capital gains tax cuts t'grow their li'l economah an' redooce unemployment. They now reckanize tax cuts stimulate th' economah. Canadian social programs teach varmints t'do nothin'. Canadian tax cuts will redooce unemployment. Th' Canadians is wise t'imitate th' USA super-race which has had lower unemployment than Canada through tax cuts."

These hubristic conservative republicans, are proud of how the unemployment rate in the USA is 5.5 percent whereas in Canada it is 7 percent. But they ignore how the USA per capita balance of trade is negative $2200 whereas the Canadian per capita balance of trade is positive $848. They ignore how this has been going on now for decades, big Canadian trade surpluses, huge USA trade deficits. They ignore how Canada's foreign debt per capita is 84 cents whereas in the USA the foreign debt per capita is at least $10,000 and climbing by about $1000 each year. They ignore how foreign share of investment in the USA at last count was 16.9% and rising fast while the foreign share of investment in Canada was only 3.7%, which is significant because Canada has economically kicked the USA's ass even though the USA has enjoyed the advantage of more foreign investment which however in the long run will have to be paid back on. They the proud conservative republicans have ignored how the top 10% in the USA have 31% of total national income whereas the top 10% in Canada have only 23% of the total national income.

There are certain possibilities that conservatives in their rush to cut taxes ignore. When workers have time energy and money they are better able to improve themselves through the acquisition of skills. If a society is not leaking money workers spending money will simply rev up the economy the workers are in as the money circulates from person to person in the economy, and when workers have time energy and money they are more productive per hour, which means the society has more time to put into productive activities other than working for a salary on the job.

When too much money is left in the hands of the conservative republican class, scientifically speaking the apparent result which may be hard to face, is that they end up spending too much of it on imports. On the other hand the lower classes tend to spend more of their money domestically. The conservative republicans it seems, tends to use the power obtained from taxes cuts to promote a culture that is econo-nationally speaking irresponsible.

When employers have to worry about providing medical care to workers, they will end up discriminating against workers simply because they are older than other workers. But when health insurance for workers is covered by the government, employers can concentrate on hiring the persons who regardless of age are the best so to speak players available at a position. If an economy is not leaking the fact older workers spend more on health care will not harm the economy since the health sector that gets the money will invest and spend the money so it will continue to circulate in the economy. The laws of specialization of labor and the law of economy of scale are in favor of one large scale national health provider as opposed to do-it-yourself for every company. One respected authority I forget who it was, has stated that large private sector corporations are not more efficient than public sector government organizations.

Canadian national economic success should lead the USA to question how much it is damaging itself by suppressing talent due to age discrimination and due to a national refusal to value any criteria that significant minority ethnic or racial groups fare poorly in.

2005 David Virgil Hobbs

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Senator Blather: execute Murtha and others like him

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
November 19, 2005

Senator Blather advocates death penalty for Murtha, and for descendants of Washington, Macarthur, and Smith

Hilda Kelly Blather Executive Office Building
Room 667
8:18 AM

Senator Blather--Ah have heard thet Representative Murtha, has advocated wifdrawal of Amerikin troops fum Iraq. Representative Murtha, is tharfo'e guilty of violatin' article 100 of th' Unifo'm Code of Military Jestice, which provides th' death penalty fo' enny military man who fo'ces o' attempps t'fo'ce a place unner US occupashun t'be surrennered; an' he is also guilty of violatin' article 104, which provides th' death penalty fo' enny varmint who aids o' attempps t'aid o' harbo's o' communicates wif th' enemah.

Ah reckanize some liberals haf pointed out thet th' US has not declared war on Iraq, and thet th' consteetooshun prohibits war wifout a corngresshunal declareeshun of war, and th' military man is obligated t'defend th' consteetooshun, and corngressmen like Murtha wrote th' Unifo'm Code Military Jestice blah blah blah. Problem is thet this hyar same cornsteetooshun is designed t'ah quote promote th' juneral we'fare unquote, an' thar is nothin' Amerikin about we'fare. Th' fack is thet th' Unifo'm Code of Military Jestice igno'es th' consteetooshun an' th' Unifo'm Code of Military Jestice has not t'date been challenged in th' Supreme Court o' re-writ by Congress. We live in a nashun of laws not men, as enny fool kin plainly see.

An' enny military man who promotes surrenner sh'd git th' death penalty an' not only thet, enny indivijool military o' not who aids th' enemah sh'd git th' death penalty, on account o' article one o four is direcked at all varmints not jest th' military.

We muss also give th' death penalty t'th' follerin' varmints:

Howard Wright, who on his website Usswarshin', sahd thet in Wo'ld War Two Macarthur executed a brilliant retreat t'Bataan, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Juneral Macarthur's livin' relatives, on account o' Macarthur violated th' unifo'm code of military jestice by compellin' a retreat t'Bataan, as enny fool kin plainly see.

All members of th' US Armah Co'p Engineers No'th Atlannic Divishun. Acco'din' t'their website, George Warshin'ton accomplished a, Ah quote brilliant retreat unquote fum Long Islan' t'Manhattan durin' th' revolushunary war.

All livin' dexcendants an' relatives of this hyar George Warshin'ton who aided th' enemah by compellin' a retreat fum Long Islan'.

All members of th' Unyversity of Arizona naval ROTC. Their website states thet th' Fust Marine Divishun accomplished a Ah quote brilliant retreat unquote durin' th' Ko'ean war when Juneral Olivah Smif retreated th' fust marine divishun t'Hungnam fum Chosin, as enny fool kin plainly see.

All livin' relatives of Juneral OP Smif.

All members of Congress aside fum mahse'f. Ah have suggested menny diffrunt wars, sech as wars on Russia, China, europe, India, Latin South Car'lina, Africa, Japan, an' Micronesia, thet we haf unfo'tunately nevah embarked on on account o' of their opposishun. Tharfo'e, they is in effeck, guilty of advocatin' retreat, on account o' we find our nashun now in th' same posishun it'd be in eff'n we had started th' war an' then retreated.

All these creatures Ah have listed is vile rubbish, they is vahmin despicable treasonous vahmin an' sh'd be executed; an' af'er their execushun, their haids sh'd be displayed on stakes on th' Marine Comman'ant's lawn, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Th' fack of th' matter is thet thar is no sech thin' as a retreat thet is wise o' hono'able, on account o' all retreats aid an' abet th' enemah; eff'n varmints c'd git outta trouble simply on account o' th' retreat is alleged t'have been harmful t'th' enemah, it'd be impostible t'prosecute varmints fo' violatin' th' military code by compellin' retreat. Th' article aginst surrenner an' th' article aginst aidin' an' abettin' th' enemah'd be dysfunshunal articles eff'n one c'd be used aginst t'other. Once a President starts a war, nobody kin be allered t'advocut retreat.

@2005 David Virgil Hobbs

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Blather defends war on terror as promotion of peace and freedom

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
November 17, 2005

Senator Blather Urges USA to continue on crusade to bring peace and freedom and the elimination of terrorists to the world

Hilda Kelly Blather Executive Office Building
Room 667
5:41 A.M. EDT

Senator Blather--We is gittin rid of freedom an' democracy in our nashun, an' buildin' up th' economah of dangerous hono'able fo'eign nashuns thet haf killed hundreds of thousan's of us, an' failin' t'secure our bo'ders, on account o' this hyar is th' only way t' replace th' dangerous Islamic threat, wif peace an' freedom in th' wo'ld. (Applause.)

Hell, th' nashuns thet is gittin' our money haf killed ten thousan' Amerikinsfo' ev'ry Amerikin killed by dangerous Islamists. This hyar shows thet they is mo'e able t' control th' terro'ists than we are, so let them haf th' money, bein' inslaved by these hono'able fo'eign nashuns is better than bein' inslaved by th' evil Islamists, on account o' th' evil Islamists'd ban alcoholic bevahages sech as Jim Beam bourbon likker which we all love, an' God is love. (Applause.) Th' evil Islamic assassins were a hashish smokin' cult, an' we is at war wif drugs like Hashish on account o' we are in a war on drugs. Plus thar is alot of pot smokin' in th' evil Islamist lan's. (Applause.)

Jest as our brave soldiers is proud t'sacrifice their lives in th' war on terro', so also we sh'd be proud t'sacrifice our nashun in th' war on terro'. Thus we fade away, an' allow fo'eigners better than us t'replace us in th' wawrld, on account o' these fo'eigners who replace us, will does a better job than us of fightin' th' evil Islamo-terro'ists. (Applause.)

We does away wif freedom an' democracy at home, thet we may spread freedom an' democracy abroad. Like brave soldiers, we sh'd be proud t'sacrifice freedom an' democracy at home thet it may flourish abroad, jest as heroes give their lives thet others may live. Take a look at them troops in th' coffins. Thar is not much freedom bein' daid an' stuck in a coffin thet yo' kinnot git outta, yet these deceased heroes gave their lives thet others might be free. When we is free, we are too weak t'make others free. Look at how th' troops who give up their freedoms thet others might be free, is not free, but hafta take o'ders. Then we will does away wif th' freedom an' democracy we haf spread t'fo'eign lan's, so thet we kin use th' stren'th streamin' fum fascism, t'spread freedom an' democracy amongst th' Martians an' in th' ress of th' solar system, dawgone it. Af'er thet we will hafta git rid of freedom an' democracy in our solar system, so thet we can brin' freedom an' democracy t'th' ress of our galaxy. (Applause.)

Th' wo'ld will not knows true security, until one unopposed power corntrols th' entire wo'ld, tharfo'e let's fade away, that fo'eigners mo'e pow'ful an' bravah than us may become thet one power thet is able t'prodooce peace by corntrollin' ev'rythin' an' doin' away wif th' terro'ists. One of our greatess junerals, th' great Juneral Douglas Macarthur, said, "old soldiers do'nt die, they jest fade away" let's like old soldiers, fade away. (Laughter.)

On account o' we is chumps ourselves, lets face th' reality, thet th' choice is between th' fo'eign terro'ists takin' on over, an' th' respeckable hono'able fo'eigners who we are too afraid of t'call them a terro'ist or a rogue nashun takin' on over, an' let us hoof it down swinging', t'use th' wo'ds of th' great negro boxer, brin'in' down th' terro'ists while fadin' away allowin' th' fo'eigners we is too afraid of t' criticize t'replace us. (Applause.)

Ah quote fum th' conservative gospels recently unearthed by brilliant archaeologists, "Behold, an' obsarve th' possums, how they maintain a peckin' order like chickens"; an' so lets maintain th' internashunal peckin' o'der, brin'in' down th' terro'ists who is weaker than us, an' brin'in' down our nashun, which is weaker than us its elite, while deferrin' t'th' hono'able fo'eign powers we is polite wif on account o' we fear them, allowin' them t'take on over an' replace us. Th' peckin' order mentality is second nature t'us cornservatives due t'long experience in th' domestic economic arena, so we is especially fine fit t'brin' th' peckin' o'der to th' internashunal stage. (Applause.)

So long as thar is two powers in opposishun t'etch other in th' wo'ld, th' weaker of th' two is th' terro'ist an' th' rogue nashun, who sh'd be defeated by th' respeckable stronger power. So tharfo'e less brin' peace t'th' wo'ld, by eliminatin' ourselves, while gittin' rid of th' terro'ists. (Applause.)

Th' terro'ists, an' them who harbo' aid an' abet th' terro'ists is one an' th' same, equally guilty. Who is them thet harbo' aid an' abet th' terro'ists? They are us, th' liberal US of A as th' great singer Steve Miller called it, (Laughter.) as one kin clearly see lookin' at th' lyin' opinion polls, which is spreadin' th' lie, thet th' US of A is not wif us th' Leocons, in fightin' this hyar war. Tharfo'e, th' bess thin', is thet we sh'd be destroyed while in th' process th' terro'ists is also destroyed. (Applause.)

We need t'cut off th' circulashun of money in our nashun, we need t'strangle th' chain reackshun cuzd by th' cook buyin' fum th' carpenter who buys fum th' tailo' who buys fum th' docko' who buys fum th' skoo marm who buys fum th' dancer who buys fum th' cook ad nauseum ad infinitum in an indless liberal chain reackshun, on account o' this hyar chain reackshun allers terro'ist coddlin' liberals t'eat; we need t'cut off this hyar circulashun which allers cornservative terro'ist lovahrs t'make money off of th' liberal spendin'. (Applause.)

Eff'n we kin jest git rid of ourselves, while we git rid of th' Islamo-terro'ists, th' wo'ld will be safely ruled by th' esteemed fo'eigners who we is afraid t'call terro'ists o' rogue nashuns, they will haf no opposishun, they will rule ev'rythin', an' we will haf accomplished our goal of producin' lastin' peace by gittin' rid of ourselves th' terro'ists lovahs, an' also gittin' rid of th' terro'ists. (Applause.)

Ah have already reminded yo' in past speeches, that a war hero sacrifices his life fo' his nashun, an' so also we sh'd sacrifice our nashun fo' th' greater cuz of conservativism an' freedom fum taxes in th' world, so thet through our sacrifice of our nashun th' world kin injoy th' freedom of varmints who wawrk fo' free so employers is free fum th' burden of havin' t'pay them ennythin', an' so th' wo'ld can injoy th' freedom of bein' free fum taxes. Ah now remind yo' thet we sh'd also sacrifice our liberal nashun, white race, an' our Christendom, so th' wo'ld can live in peace an' freedom, competely corntrolled by esteemed fo'eigners, esteemed fo'eigners who fo' now is wisely tempo'arily peaceful so they kin lull us t'sleep an' rule a wo'ld at peace an' wifout terro' on account o' th' esteemd fo'eigners will haf no opposishun. (Applause.)

In o'der t'do away wif th' Islamic tero'ists while at th' same time doin' away wif us th' liberal USA that aids an' abets an' harbo's th' Islamic terro'ists, we need a free society thet is free of disobedience, same way operatin' rooms is free of germs. We need a free society whar soldiers who is not paid ennythin' fight fo' free an' wawkers wawfk fo' free. We need a free society whar wimmen is like prosteetootes who haf sex fo' free. Such a free society is a society which will be able t'smash th' terro'ists. Then af'er smashin' th' terro'ists it will collapse an' disappear as it sh'd, on account o' it is as bad as terro'ists on account o' it aids an' abets terro'ists by opposin' our Leoconservative crusades aginst terro'ists. While an' af'er smashin' th' terro'ists, it will collapse on account o' although it will be a free society thet is pow'ful on account o' it is free of disobedience an' ev'ryone wawrks fo' free, it will be a society thet corntains no facktories an' has no money inergy efficiency o' inergy an' has no ability t'git money outta fo'eign nashuns. Thus we will haf attained our goal of brin'in' freedom an' peace t'th' wo'ld, on account o' th' unopposed powerful group of respecked admirable fo'eigners will rule th' entire wo'ld, thar will be no terro'ists, an' th' wo'ld will be free of taxes, free of disobedience, an' ev'rybody will wawrk fo' free, which will free employers fum th' tyranny of havin' t'pay wawrkers. (Applause.)

Thus in th' end we will haf a free an' peaceful an' cornservative wo'ld, a wo'ld that no longer has us o' th' terro'ists in it. We an' th' Islamic terro'ists is th' greatess obstacles thet stan' in th' way of th' establishment of this hyar noo free an' peaceful world peckin' order. We an' th' terro'ists is both weaker than th' esteemed pow'ful fo'eigners, an' by definishun th' weaker of two opposin' groups vyin' fo' wo'ld corntrol is terro'ists an' rogues. All yo' hafta does t reckanize th' truth thet we is terro'ists, is take a look a th' articles writ by liberal liars who call us terro'ists. We an' th' terro'ists is th' greatess threats t'th' superio' athiess chosen varmints th' varmints dexcended fum th' jews who rejecked liberal Christianity. We an' th' terro'ists is th' ones who haf a histo'y of persecutin' this hyar superio' chosen varmints. We an' th' terro'ists is th' ones who interfere wif freedom fum taxes an' interfere wif ev'ryone wawrkin' fo' free an' interfere wif employers bein' free fum havin' t'pay wages, on account o' we is offended by th' wisdom of th' superio' chosen varmints. We argue wif their wise idea thet liberal Christianity is evil on account o' it interferes wif freedom fum disobedience, freedom fum havin' t'pay ennyone ennythin', an' freedom fum taxes. We argue wif their wise idea that thar is no God, we set up all these laws of God which result in taxes, an' in varmints havin' t'be paid t'wawrk, an' varmints bein' disobedient, an' varmints persecutin' noble tax cuttin' cornservative criminals. We are th' ones who by disagreein' wif th' chosen varmints's wise idea thet we is subhoomin, interfere wif freedom fum taxes an' freedom fum disobedience an' freedom fum havin' t'pay wawkers, an' freedom fum moral codes thet result in th' persecushun of noble tax cuttin' cornservative criminals. Thus we an' th' terro'ists have t'go so thet th' superio'race, th' atheist cornservative jews dexcended fum th' jews who rejecked liberal Christianity, kin live happily evah af'er as th' special pets of th' honrable esteemed pow'ful group of fo'eigners thet will rule th' wo'ld. (Standing Ovation.)

@2005 David Virgil Hobbs

Monday, November 14, 2005

The email sent to underdogs that coincided with lots of 2002 college football upsets

In 2002, during the college football season, during the bowl games, I chose twelve teams, all underdogs, to which I sent an email containing a poem and some theology and apologetics. Nine of these teams won, accomplishing upsets, sometimes by very high margins. The emails sent out in 2002 were somewhat different compared to those I am sending out this year. When I did not have as good luck upsetting favorites this year as I did last year, I reverted to the 2002 type email this year, but so far that has not seemed to be superior to the use of the 2005 model. Time marches on I guess, people in 2005 are not satisfied with the 2002 models of things. But I thought I would let you have the link to an online version of one of the 2002 emails, the one I sent to the USC QBs coach Sarkisian. You can find a copy of it at:

Friday, November 11, 2005

Evolutionists, conceited about being scientific, being un-scientific

Arrogant football teams lose games to humble ones. People who are convinced they are more scientific and logical than those they disagree with, end up being less scientific and logical than those they disagree with.

Where is the proof that the mutation rate in times past has been sufficient to produce the kind of evolution that the scientists assume to be a proven fact?

Where is the proof that the mutation rates combined with the rate of differential survival between the mutants and the general population, have together been a force effective enough to produce the kind of transformations in species that evolutions claim to have transpired?

Where is the proof that a divine being has not meddled in evolution so as to significantly change the outcome?

The evolutionary theories are based on fossils that represent an incredibly small fraction of the life that existed during the time the fossil was alive. Scientists do not interview one say American, and on that basis claim to know what all Americans think. It has to do with sampling. How can one fossil represent what all the life of say a millenium the fossil lived in?

In light of how the fossils represent such a small fraction of the life that existed at given time, what is scientific about assuming that the fossil found in the year 1.4 million BC, is descended from the fossil found in the year 1.6 million BC?

Given the huge number of life forms that have existed over the millenia, how can scientists on the basis of a dozen fossils, blythely assure us that the twelfth one evolved from the eleventh one which evolved from the tenth one? It is like saying, hey I found this hundred year old skull, I am sure the ten year old skull I also found, is the skull of the great great grandson of the man to whom the other skull I found belonged.

If evolution were true, the murderer is always superior to his victim. Yet this contradicts common sense.

It is well-known that there are forces in the world that destroy things of quality. For example, envy, jealousy, narcisism, narcisist-typicalism, selfishness, anger and conceit are human psychological destructive traits. How can the real impacts such negative traits have on society via the humans these negative traits infect, be considered admirable products of evolution?

Evolution assumes that the world is always getting better. To me this sounds like an irrational religious assumption. Why should it be assumed that the world is always getting better?

Evolutionists sound like nutty religious fanatics, because they blythely assume that evolution produces better and better organisms. Where is the proof that evolution produces better and better organisms?

Evolutionists, seem like religious fanatics in that: they simply assume on blind faith, that altruistic impulses in living things, have not played a role in producing the characteristics we admire in the organisms that are alive today; and, they simply assume on blind faith, that the characteristics found in the organisms they call the "fittest" are characteristics that when expressed in these organisms produce the most enjoyment or value for human beings.

Over time the fruit-flies have had many more offspring than us. Does that make them better than us?

Evolutionists ignore how times change, the person-organism in a group of person-organisms that survives the best in one era, could be ill suited for survival in a subsequent era.

If the cavemen who are supposed to be our ancestors, our ancestors who are relatively brutish compared to us, had become egotistical Darwinists, they might have just frozen their development so as to continually reproduce merely those whom they respected most amongst their own selves, with the result that the human race would have never advanced beyond the brutishness they are supposed to have via evolution advanced beyond.

@2005 David Virgil Hobbs

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Blather defends self re secret agent identity leak

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press
November 9, 2005

Senator Blather proves he is innocent and faultless in case involving leaking
of covert operative's secret identity.
Hilda Kelly Blather Executive Office
Room 667
7:53 P.M. EDT

SENATOR BLATHER--All this hyar fuss about me havin' done a pore job in response t'a secret covaht CIA operative's identity bein' revealed t'th' public is ridiculous. Ah US Senato' Blather, fust larned thet Ms Flamingo was a CIA spy fum a journalist. Then Ah told other journalists whut Ah had larned fum th' fust journalist. Thus Ah's entirely innercent in this hyar matter. (Applause.) Th' law states thet Ah's guilty eff'n Ah reveal th' identity of a covaht operative. It does not state thet Ah's guilty eff'n Ah jest tell other journalists, whut a journalist told me, about th' identity of a covaht operative.

Whut in tarnation counts is thet Ah follered th' letter of th' law. To hell wif all this hyar talk about th' spirit of th' law, th' letter of th' law did not obligate me t'do ennythin' regardin' th' disaster of th' leakin' of a nashunal security secret, when Ah foun' out about it. Varmints who talk about th' spirit of th' law bein' superio' t'th' letter of th' law, is anti-semitic noo testamentish anti-old-testament rich-slandered-as-camels, anti-racism liberals, not Leoconservatives like us. We need th' racism of th' old testament t'keep down th' plunner of taxes, we need this hyar idea thet th' non-jews is subhoomin, on account o' whuffo' w'd ennyone be hankerin' t'use tax money t'spend it on sub-hoomins? We need t' worship them who is dexcended fum th' jews who rejecked th' liberalism of Christ, an' we need t' hate them who is dexcended fum Mary an' Christ's fambly an' follerers. Mary is Mary Jane, which is Marijuana. (Applause.)

We hyar in Warshin'ton like t'fo'git th' spirit of th' law, on account o' we is th' proud sponso's of pedannic exclusive law skoos which we use t'make lawyers impostibly expensive, an' which we use t'prevent citizens fum larnin' an' prackicin' law, as a way of keepin' down th' thef' thet is th' income tax. We subsidize these law skoos, we give an' loan th' students money, we give these law skoos money, we persecute th' unlicensed lawyers, we is about th' letter of th' law, not th' bleedin'-hearted spirit of it. (Applause.) In th' Amerikin civil war Grant an' Lincoln were both lawyers who did not hoof it to law skoo, on account o' back then, we did not haf th' restrickshuns we haf now, thet prevent varmints like Grant an' Lincoln fum prackicin' law, on account o' we figger th' mo'e slaves th' better th' chance of keepin' down taxes. (Applause.)

Tharfo'e, Ah's intirely innercent of th' crime of havin' done nothin', when Ah heard fum a repo'ter thet Ms Flamingo was a covaht operative, a spy, who pretended t'not be a spy. Th' fack thet thar is this hyar trimenjus hoopla, about how our hono'able cornservative administrashun c'd come crashin' down on account o' of th' advahse nashunal security impack of th' identity of a spy leakin' out, in no way indicates thet Ah sh'd haf done sumpin t'begin t'control th' damage prodooced by th' leakin' of th' secret of th' spy's identity. Ah had only four days between th' time Ah foun' out fum th' TV repo'ter thet Ms Flamingo was a covaht operative of th' USA, an' th' time when th' esteemed Mister Slowvac's column came out which revealed thet Ms Flamingo is a covaht USA CIA operative. Then af'er thet, thar were only eleven weeks thet elapsed prio' t'th' FBI commencin' its investigashun into th' leakin' of Ms Flamingo's identity as a covaht operative.

Ah used these four days an' eleven weeks fo' thin's mo'e impo'tant than reacting t'th' disaster thet is th' leakin' of a spy's identity. Ah used mah time t'write deep conservative poems about th' beauty of bestiality, rural cornservative poems thet liberal urban Christian types jest does not appreesheeate, besides, they have'nt see th' opinion polls showin' th' high percentage o' rural folks who make love t'sheep, besides th' Lo'd above loves sheep. (Applause.) Ah devoted th' time Ah had af'er Ah foun' out fum th' TV repo'ter about th' covaht operative's identity leakin' out into th' public, t'puttin' th' right spin on th' events fo' th' media. Ah used it t'discuss wif mah colleagues an' superio's, impo'tant quesshuns thet had troublin' us fo' years, sech as how Ms Flamingo's famous husbin Mr. Flamingo, had screwed up our cornservative fo'eign policy by interferin' wif us clevahly stretchin' th' truth so as t'enable us t'embark on a noble cornservative crusade, an' whuffo' th' Texass Beasts baseball team had not been doin' so fine lately.

Heck, our P R experts warned us thet eff'n we in th' Administrashun were t'admit thet thar was sumpin wrong wif a covaht operative's identity leakin' out, eff'n we were t'ack as if sech was a serious problem, this hyar c'd ind up causin' a public relashuns problem fo' us thet'd be difficult t'unspin an' finagle even wif chutzpah, on account o' it'd be admittin' thet sumpin had gone wrong, acco'din' t' th' code o' th' heells!

Ah w'd like t'thank th' Office of th' hono'able Special Prosecuto' Pat Fitzyfella, an' th' media, an' th' public at large fo' havin' reckanized thet, yessuh, an administrashun leakin' th' identity of one of its covaht operatives is a terribly serious matter, due t' nashunal security corncerns, an' due t'th' fairness we owe t'our own spies an' soldiers; an' yessuh, it is ho'rible thet dozens of Amerikin spies were brutally murdered as a result of this hyar leak; but, at th' same time, th' impo'tant thin' is thet Ah mahse'f did not leak th' identity of th' ajunt t'th' press it was t'other way aroun'. Th' fack thet Ah did not do ennythin' t'control th' damage cuzd t'nashunal security by th' leakin' of a spy's identity when Ah larned fum a repo'ter thet th' spy's identity had leaked, is unimpo'tant, it is a prio'i immaterial cum laude completely irrelevant. (Applause.)

Ah w'd like t'praise our nashun, fo' havin' come t'unnerstan' thet although th' treasonous leakin' of a covaht operative's name resultin' in th' brutal execushun of dozens of ajunts in service t'our great nashun is a ho'rible thin', it is only ho'rible when a govment employee does it, an' is not ho'rible when an esteemed member of th' fif'h estate sech as Mister Slowvac does it, an' also thar is nothin' ho'rible about varmints like me doin' nothin' t'repair o' prevent sech a leak when we larn about sech a leak. Shet mah mouth! (Applause.)

@2005 David Virgil Hobbs

Swim workout log diary table

The log containing my day to day notes on my swim workouts is at:

This log covers my workouts related to my attempts to become a fast swimmer in the 50 yd sprint and overcome my main weakness which has been getting tired out in the final 25 yds of the 50 yd sprint.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Cody Hodges of Texas Tech -- a dream about him

In real life I had sent some emails with my poems out to Texas Tech. Then in real life I saw Cody Hodges ( ), the Texas tech QB, on TV being interviewed. Hodges looks different from photo to photo but he on TV looked the way he does in the kamc28sports photo. In real life in the TV interview as I recall, he sort of good-naturedly snickered about virtue. My poems which I emailed to Texas Tech were about virtue so my first reaction was to feel annoyed. Then I stopped feeling annoyed and began to think of Cody as an 8 year old tyke who I appreciated for his lack of arrogance.

Last night I had this dream that Cody Hodges was in. In the dream I had sent this letter to this woman at her workplace, the woman I sent the letter to was the woman who in real life used to work at the Walk In Health clinic on Main St in Waltham, in her face she looks like Boston TV announcer Lisa Hughes ( ), but she is much taller than Lisa Hughes. She is a muscular big muscled yet feminine-shaped "glamazon" at least six feet two inches tall maybe even taller--you know how it is tall women slouch--tall women are good at making themselves look shorter.

In real life in a letter I sent to her workplace I said I had a dream that she is a woman who could be able to lift hundreds of pounds with her legs. Then in real life after they got this letter about the dream about her lifting hundreds of pounds, in real life, her legs and buttocks (purest word available?) became huge. She did not become fat, but, her her hips became about 40 inches wide, and her buttocks grew to stick out about five feet, all very hard muscle, a real glamazon, such was, in real life, the new clinic woman after in real life they got the letter with the dreams about her. In real life I saw her once after her body had changed from my car while driving, she was on foot she had disappeared by the time I drove around the block to look for her again. She never called me or wrote me or visited me, but seems the rumor-mill has it that she still has some kind of interest in me.

Anyway in the dream: I had sent a letter to her at her workplace but she had not gotten the letter and had gotten married to the Texas Tech QB Cody Hodges. She worked at this office building where everything was very dimly lit, it looked like the interior of a restaurant or cocktail lounge, and it was night-time or almost night-time outside. I was talking to her this Lisa Hughes like woman who had gotten married to Cody Hodges. She did not seem to think that her being married to Cody was especially significant in terms of effecting her relations with me. It was night or almost night outside. As for Cody in the dream he seemed phlegmatic regarding this woman socializing with me, he was not the type to get angry or violent re such socializations.

In the dream best I can remember Cody was an atheist. I saw him in a hallway in the dimly lit cocktail-lounge-like office building, he was about 15 yards away, I saw him standing in the hallway facing away from me, wearing a long sleeved shirt and long pants, he looked like a living version of an Oscar ( ) statue, but not as hard and metal as the statue, more life-like, the color of gold that he was was a pale almost white gold, he was like a person with a gold tinge as opposed to a statue, but he still resembled the Oscar statue in terms of the athleticism of his body, yet his hands hung to his side instead of being folded.

Yet in the dream his body had a bureaucrat-ish look to it, as if it was not quite proportioned quite right--shoulders too wide etc--in the dream he looked sort of clumsy. And I was thinking, could it be that although football quarterbacks are skilled at throwing, and are able to throw while psychologically pressured, quarterbacks can still at the same time in terms of their heart mind soul and spirit, be nothing more than a typical bureaucrat?

Poems--turning them into something closer to music

I have written some Poetic Prayers; the lines rhyme, they are 12-16 syllables in length, I know these poems sound good if they are simply read out loud.

I was thinking of the various levels of art you might achieve with them. Simply reading them out loud is art. They are poems in which the rhyming lines are kept in a certain range of length in terms of number syllables, I think if they are simply read out loud at a fairly fast clip they sound good.

My guess is that to develop them to a more complex level of art you would do the following things in order:

1 The poem is read out loud, at a fast clip, but not sung
2 Drums are added to accompany the reader
3 electric bass guitar is added to 1 and 2
4 The reader of the poem, is allowed to add a little melody to the reading
5 When further addition of melody makes things worse the addition of melody to the reading of the poem ceases.
6 other instruments are added to the track so long as such adds do not make things worse.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Predestination--Correction of a typo in an email I have sent out

An email I have sent out, reads in one of its paragraphs:

'Religion-produced' Stress Can Be Healthy

Some people may feel "stressed out" by what they read in this letter. The idea that a person's fate in the afterlife is affected by their conduct in this world, the idea that the fate in the afterlife is predestined, these are ideas that have been denied by some new forms of Christianity, they are ideas that can cause stress.

The paragraph should read:

Some people may feel "stressed out" by what they read in this letter. The idea that a person's fate in the afterlife is affected by their conduct in this world, the idea that the fate in the afterlife is NOT predestined, these are ideas that have been denied by some new forms of Christianity, they are ideas that can cause stress.

I am sorry for any confusion the type may have caused. The intended meaning of the paragraph containing the typo becomes clear in the context of the other words in the email.