Blather describes projects he favors on the grounds of prophetic scripture
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Office of the Press Secretary
November 24, 2005
Senator Blather Explains How the Book of Revelation Shows We Must Embark on Projects to Make Sure Prophecy is Fulfilled and Christ returns to Earth So We Can Go to Heaven.
Hilda Kelly Blather Executive Office Building
Room 667
4:14 AM
Interpretashun of th' Book of Revelashun, which we all knows is literally true, has sartin impo'tant implicashuns fo' govment policy in our nashun. Th' implicashuns is thet we haf impo'tant thin's t'spend money on, an' thet we sh'd spend money on these impo'tant thin's instead of spendin' it on liberal programs designed t'strenthen our economah an' defend our nashun an' he'p pore liberal varmints. In this hyar speech Ah go through th' Book of Revelashun, showin' how th' Book of Revelashun proves thet we muss ingage in sartin impo'tant govment programs in o'der t'insure thet th' prophecies in th' Book of Revelashun come true, so thet Jedt Ah mean Jesus Christ will return t'earth, an' take us t'hevvin. Ah's proud t'say thet th' govment corntracks thet will be junerated when we implement th' conservative programs th' Book of Revelashun shows we sh'd implement, will empower mah co'po'ate corntributo's an' increase th' value of th' stocks Ah hold in th' co'po'ashuns thet will git th' contracks, so thet we will be able t'pow'fully crush liberalism, dawgone it. In th' interests of nashunal unity Ah have hired a Yankee t'read scrippures fum th' Book of Revelashun. Af'er etch readin' of scrippure Ah give mah wise cornservative interpretashun regardin' whut th' scrippure shows we hafta does in o'der t'make sho'nuff th' prophesies in th' Book of Revelashun come true so thet Christ returns t'earth an' we kin hoof it to hevvin. (Applause.)
Revelation 1:13-14: And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
Alot of us cornservatives is white an' haf white hair. This hyar scrippure shows thet no matter whut th' evidence indicates, enny cornservative who is white an' who has white hair muss be immune fum prosecushun by liberals like Pat Fitzyfella, on account o' thar is th' danger thet God's prophecy will not come true eff'n cornservatives wif white hide an' white hair is locked up in some jail, Ah reckon. (Applause.)
Revelation 2:8-9: And unto the angel of the church in Smyrna write; These things saith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive; [9] I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Thar is lotsa places named Smahrna in th' United States. Some of th' states thet haf a Smahrna in them is Alabama, Flo'ida Noo Yawk an' Pennsylvania. This hyar scrippure shows thet thar is no need t'give social security o' we'fare o' enny kind of govment assistance t'these Smarhnas, on account o' although they seem t'be pore, they is acshully rich. (Applause.)
Revelation 3:7-9: And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth; I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name. Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
This hyar scrippure shows thet we need t'pass a law thet will fo'ce jews t'wo'ship ennybody who is fum Philade'phia Pennsylvania. By th' way this hyar scrippure proves thet th' esteemed cornservative jews is not really Satanists. (Applause.)
Revelation 6:6: [6] And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
This hyar scrippure shows thet we need t'outlaw th' use of likker an' oil in cookin', on account o' th' wine an' th' oil c'd suffer pain when exposed t'th' high temperatures used in cookin'. (Applause.)
Revelation 7:2-8: And I saw another angel ascending from the east, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a loud voice to the four angels, to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea, Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads. And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel. Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand.
This hyar scrippure proves thet th' servants of God in th' earth, is these 144,000 cornservative jews dexcended fum jews who wisely rejecked th' liberalism of Christianity. Tharfo'e we kin safely assoom thet ev'rybody else is not a servant of God an' tharfo'e not intitled t'th' proteckshun of th' law o' enny kind of benefits. (Applause.)
Revelation 8:7-11: The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed. And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
These scrippures show how demonic th' liberal invironmentalists are. By pollutin' an' destroyin' th' trees an' th' grass an' th' sea an' th' rivahs, us cornservatives is only he'pin' t'make sho'nuff thet God's prophecies come true so thet Jedt Ah mean Jesus Christ will return t'earth t'take us t'hevvin. (Applause.)
Revelation 9:5: And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
Ah have noticed thet all these varmints, these liberals, an' these cornservatives who make money off of these liberals buyin' an' sellin', does not haf enny seal of God thet Ah can see writ in their fo'ehaids. Tharfo'e we is jestified in causin' all kinds of to'ment fo' these folks. Tharfo'e we is co'reck t'dry up th' circulashun of money in our country thet allers these liberals t'buy an' sell an' thet allers these cornservatives t'make money off of this hyar buyin' an' sellin'. (Applause.)
Revelation 11:4-10: These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth. And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed. These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will. And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified. And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves. And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.
Tharfo'e we muss outlaw th' destruckshun of olive trees, plant nothin' but olive trees, an' make cuttin' down olive trees illegal, Ah reckon. On account o' that way we kin make sho'nuff thet thar will be two olive trees that will be able t'smite th' earth will plagues, turn waters into blood, an' create droughts. Also we hafta make sho'nuff thet th' olive trees will be able t'do this hyar so we hafta leave vials corntainin' plague, flamethrowers, an' Uzi machine-guns imported from Israel tied t'th' branches of th' olive trees jest th' way we admirably tie o'naments t'th' branches of Christmas trees. God kinnot make his prophesies come true unless we he'p him t'make them come true...it is an old cornservative sayin' thet God he'ps them who he'p themselves. We muss use junetic ingineerin' t'create beasts thet like t'kill olive trees. We hafta fill Egypp wif homosexuals, an' olive trees thet haf flame throwers an' vials of plague an' Uzis tied t'their branches. We also hafta come t'reckanize thet th' enemah is these varmints foun' all on over th' wo'ld, who does not like t'be poisoned wif plague, an' who protess aginst their waters bein' turned t'blood, an' who does not like t'be burnt alive wif flamethrowers. We hafta come t'reckanize, thet we th' Christian USA is th' fine good guys when we turn oceans into blood, an' spread plagues in th' wo'ld, an' burn varmints alive wif flamethrowers. (Applause.)
Revelation 11:13: And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.
This hyar scrippure proves thet all these liberal schemes t'keep varmints alive when thar is earthquakes, is jest evil schemes thet will prevent God's plans fo' th' wo'ld fum a-comin' true through th' return of th' Lo'd Jesus Christ t'earth. (Applause.)
Revelation 11:17: Saying, We give thee thanks, O Lord God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.
Here we see proof thet thar is no need fo' us t'be good guys, hyar we see th' futility of liberals who attempp t'be good, on account o' th' Lo'd God is almighty an' kin step in t'do fine wawks on earth enny time he be hankerin' eff'n thet is his will, Ah reckon. (Applause.)
Revelation 11:18: And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints,
Here we see thet when we does thin's thet make th' nashuns angry, like poison them wif plagues, an' incinerate them wif flamethrowers, we is on th' side of th' Lo'd Almighty; also we see th' futility of liberal attempps t'reward th' good guys, on account o' th' Lo'd God Almighty shall reward th' good guys. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:1: 1] And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars
This hyar shows thet we need t'eemeejutly spend a trillion dollars, on a program thet will put a woomin on th' moon an' keep her thar, so thet God's plan kin proceed. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:3-4: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
This hyar shows thet we need t'spend billions, usin' bio-engineerin' t'prodooce red dragons thet haf seven haids an' ten ho'ns an' like t'eat wimmen an' kin survive on th' moon, so thet we kin make sho'nuff thet God's plan will proceed. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:7: And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
This hyar shows thet we hafta spend billions on creatin' angelic bein's an' also on creatin' demonic bein's, which hate etch other an' is capable of fightin' while flyin' aroun' in th' sky, so as t'insure thet God's prophecies will come true. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:11: And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death
Here we see thet it will also be necessary t'develop a produck thet is based on Lamb's blood, which will ack as a poison thet kills th' flyin'-devil type bein's which we muss create. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:12: Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.
Here we see thet it is necessary t'use bio-engineerin' t'create a devil so as t'insure thet God's plan comes t'true an' th' prophecies of th' prophet is fu'filled. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:14: And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.
It sh'd be postible t'attach wawkin' wings t'th' wimmen we create, th' way a roof kin be added t'th' back of a pickup truck. Shet mah mouth! (Laughter. Applause.)
Revelation 12:15: And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood.
th' devil we create an' unleash, sh'd be able t'create floods by spittin' water outta its mouth. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:17: And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God (Boos and catcalls.)
This hyar scrippure is dangerously misinterpreted by liberals. It does not mean thet thar is sumpin special about th' dexcendants of the Virgin Mary Jane who is foun' amongst our despicable liberal juntile populashun. Whut in tarnation this hyar scrippure means is, thet on account o' it is predestined who goes whar in th' af'erlife an' whut we does does not effeck our destinashun in th' af'erlife, th' wise thin' fo' us t'do is t'not keep th' comman'ments of God, on account o' eff'n we does keep th' comman'ments of God, th' Dragon will make war on us. (Applause.)
Revelation 13:2: And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
Thar is also a need t'bio-engineer an evil multi-haided beast thet hates saints an' likes t'be wo'shipped an' is like a leopard a bar an' a lion all mixed into one animal, an' thet kin talk like a varmint an' thet likes t'blaspheme an' thet kin kill varmints an' is able t'rule th' wo'ld fo' three an' a ha'f years. (Applause.)
Revelation 14 1-4: And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads. And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps: And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
This hyar shows thet we need t'place in Israel, 144,000 min who is not allered t'have sex an' foller a lamb aroun' wharvah it goes. (Applause.)
Revelation 14:7: Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.
This hyar shows th' need t'bio-engineer a God thet is capable of creatin' planets an' atmosphars. (Applause.)
Revelation 14:8: And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.
This hyar shows thet we need a CIA projeck thet will create a city filled wif wimmen who is fo'nicators, an' expo't t'all nashuns a likker thet is made outta th' fluids they excrete when they fo'nicate. (Applause.)
Revelation 14:14-16: And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle. And another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to him that sat on the cloud, Thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is come for thee to reap; for the harvest of the earth is ripe. And he that sat on the cloud thrust in his sickle on the earth; and the earth was reaped.
This hyar shows thet we is faced wif a choice between producin' clouds thet varmints kin set on, an' varmints who is able t'set on clouds. (Applause.)
Revelation 14:20:And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
One of th' mos' trimenjus projecks we will hafta embark upon, is th' creashun of a gigannic likker-press thet prodooces likker made fum blood. (Applause.)
Revelation 16:2-11: And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image. And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea. And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood. And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus. For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy. And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments. And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory. And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain, And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.
These scrippures show thet liberal attempps t'he'p them who suffer fum sores an' them who die at sea an' them who git hide Ah mean skin kincer an' them who is in pain is in fack a demonic attempp t'treasonously aid abet an' harbo' them who is enemies of God. (Applause.)
Revelation 16:19: And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.
Thar is sevahal places thet haf given themselves th' name Babylon in th' wo'ld. We muss give unto th' God thet we build, poisons thet is able t'wipe out cities, an' then we muss make sho'nuff thet th' God we build, exterminates th' populashuns of Babylon Illinois, an' Babylon Noo Yawk...thar is no need t'wo'ry about exterminatin' Babylon Iraq on account o' thet place is now called Baghdad, an' we all knows thet th' wo'd of God is literally true. (Applause.)
Revelation 16:20: And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
This hyar shows th' need t'devote our ingineerin' an' produckive resources t'enablin' th' islan's of th' wo'ld t'move aroun' in th' oceans. Th' respeckable Juneral Eleckric Chief Executive Officer Jack Welch hisse'f said, thet th' ideal fackory,'d be a floatin' fackory thet kin move ennywhar in th' wo'ld, so as t'keep th' amount paid t'disrepeetayble liberal labor down t'a minimum. (Applause.)
Revelation 17:5: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
We hafta arress th' Mammys of th' prosteetootes, an' put them all in eifer Babylon Illinois o' Babylon Noo Yawk. (Applause.)
Revelation 17:8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition:
Thar is a need t'construck a bottomless pit by drillin' a hole thet retches fum one side of th' planet t't'other, fum the USA all the way t' China. (Applause.)
Revelation 18:2: And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
This hyar shows thet we hafta fill Babylon Illinois an' Babylon Noo Yawk wif devils, foul spirits, an' unclean an' hateful birds, an' also we hafta prodooce all kinds of thin's thet is then sold in Babylon Illinois an' Babylon Noo Yawk t'fo'eigners at ten percent of their produckshun cost, so thet th' fo'eigners will git rich off of us. Liberals complain about our trillion dollar a year trade deficits an' trillion dollar a year budgit deficits, but th' fack is thet these deficits ack t'make th' merchants of th' earth rich, so thet th' biblical prophecies is fu'filled an' Christ returns t'earth t'take us t'hevvin. (Applause.)
Revelation 18:10: Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.
Af'er we fill Babylon Noo Yawk an' Babylon Illinois wif th' Mammys of prosteetootes, devils, foul spirits, an' unclean an' hateful birds, th' God we build will hafta destroy these two cities. (Applause.)
Revelation 18:11-13: And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more: The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble, And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.
This hyar shows thet we hafta develop a method t'extrackt th' souls of men, an' then establish Wal-marts in Babylon Noo Yawk an' Babylon Illinois whar these souls of min are exported. (Applause.)
Revelation 19:18: That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
This hyar scrippure shows thet our nashun is faced wif a choice between teachin' birds t'develop a taste fo' hoomin flesh, an' bio-engineerin' birds thet haf a natural taste fo' hoomin flesh. Ah believe we sh'd bio-engineer th' birds on account o' th' skoo marms who knows how t' teach birds t'do thin's is liberals who does not corntribute t'mah campaign, as enny fool kin plainly see. (Applause.)
Revelation 20:4: And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
This hyar scrippure proves thet we when us cornservatives lop th' haids off of th' liberal Christians, we is doin' a fine good wawrk, on account o' Christians who haf their haids lopped off hoof it to hevvin. (Applause.)
Revelation 20:8: And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
This hyar shows thet th' liberals who rejeck th' anti-birth corntrol policy of th' Catholics who haf junerously donated t'mah campaign is bad guys, on account o' we need t'have a wo'ld which is filled wif trillions of varmints, an' as Ah have said befo'e, mah esteemed colleague Docko' Easterneuropinsky info'med me when Ah consulted wif him, thet thar is mo'e than a trillion grains of san' in th' wo'ld wharas thar is only six billion varmints in th' wo'ld. Not only thet these trillions of varmints thet we fill th' wo'ld wif muss be God-hatin' varmints. (Applause.)
Revelation 21:2: And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Now yo' kin find towns named Jerusalem in menny diffrunt states in our country. As a matter of fack, thar is a Jerusalem in etch of th' follerin' states: Alabama, Arkansas, Geo'gia, MaryJaneland', No'th Carolina, Ohio, Rhode Islan', an' Utah. Thus we need t'give mah esteemed co'po'ate sponso's multi-billion dollar corntracks which will prodooce machines able t'fly these towns through th' sky an' into outer space. (Applause.)
Revelation 22:11: He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still:
This hyar shows thet thar is no need fo' us unjust cornservatives t'become just, an' also, thar is no need t'use liberal social programs t'brin' enny kind of sanitashun t'them who lack it. (Applause.)
Revelation 22:14: Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs
This hyar scrippure shows thet we hafta exterminate all th' houn'dogs in Amerika, includin' all th' ugly wimmen thet rude min who lose eleckshuns call houn'dogs. Thus we see how th' conservative policy of makin' money so scarce thet only right purdy prosteetootes kin affo'd t'have kids, is a wise an' hono'able policy. (Applause.)
Revelation 22: 17 And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.
Quote whosoevah will unquote, means thet thar is no need t'engage in liberal fine wawks on account o' all we need is t'have a desuhe t'six pack th' water of life. (Applause.)
@2005 David Virgil Hobbs
Office of the Press Secretary
November 24, 2005
Senator Blather Explains How the Book of Revelation Shows We Must Embark on Projects to Make Sure Prophecy is Fulfilled and Christ returns to Earth So We Can Go to Heaven.
Hilda Kelly Blather Executive Office Building
Room 667
4:14 AM
Interpretashun of th' Book of Revelashun, which we all knows is literally true, has sartin impo'tant implicashuns fo' govment policy in our nashun. Th' implicashuns is thet we haf impo'tant thin's t'spend money on, an' thet we sh'd spend money on these impo'tant thin's instead of spendin' it on liberal programs designed t'strenthen our economah an' defend our nashun an' he'p pore liberal varmints. In this hyar speech Ah go through th' Book of Revelashun, showin' how th' Book of Revelashun proves thet we muss ingage in sartin impo'tant govment programs in o'der t'insure thet th' prophecies in th' Book of Revelashun come true, so thet Jedt Ah mean Jesus Christ will return t'earth, an' take us t'hevvin. Ah's proud t'say thet th' govment corntracks thet will be junerated when we implement th' conservative programs th' Book of Revelashun shows we sh'd implement, will empower mah co'po'ate corntributo's an' increase th' value of th' stocks Ah hold in th' co'po'ashuns thet will git th' contracks, so thet we will be able t'pow'fully crush liberalism, dawgone it. In th' interests of nashunal unity Ah have hired a Yankee t'read scrippures fum th' Book of Revelashun. Af'er etch readin' of scrippure Ah give mah wise cornservative interpretashun regardin' whut th' scrippure shows we hafta does in o'der t'make sho'nuff th' prophesies in th' Book of Revelashun come true so thet Christ returns t'earth an' we kin hoof it to hevvin. (Applause.)
Revelation 1:13-14: And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
Alot of us cornservatives is white an' haf white hair. This hyar scrippure shows thet no matter whut th' evidence indicates, enny cornservative who is white an' who has white hair muss be immune fum prosecushun by liberals like Pat Fitzyfella, on account o' thar is th' danger thet God's prophecy will not come true eff'n cornservatives wif white hide an' white hair is locked up in some jail, Ah reckon. (Applause.)
Revelation 2:8-9: And unto the angel of the church in Smyrna write; These things saith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive; [9] I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
Thar is lotsa places named Smahrna in th' United States. Some of th' states thet haf a Smahrna in them is Alabama, Flo'ida Noo Yawk an' Pennsylvania. This hyar scrippure shows thet thar is no need t'give social security o' we'fare o' enny kind of govment assistance t'these Smarhnas, on account o' although they seem t'be pore, they is acshully rich. (Applause.)
Revelation 3:7-9: And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth; I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name. Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
This hyar scrippure shows thet we need t'pass a law thet will fo'ce jews t'wo'ship ennybody who is fum Philade'phia Pennsylvania. By th' way this hyar scrippure proves thet th' esteemed cornservative jews is not really Satanists. (Applause.)
Revelation 6:6: [6] And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.
This hyar scrippure shows thet we need t'outlaw th' use of likker an' oil in cookin', on account o' th' wine an' th' oil c'd suffer pain when exposed t'th' high temperatures used in cookin'. (Applause.)
Revelation 7:2-8: And I saw another angel ascending from the east, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a loud voice to the four angels, to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea, Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads. And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel. Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand.
This hyar scrippure proves thet th' servants of God in th' earth, is these 144,000 cornservative jews dexcended fum jews who wisely rejecked th' liberalism of Christianity. Tharfo'e we kin safely assoom thet ev'rybody else is not a servant of God an' tharfo'e not intitled t'th' proteckshun of th' law o' enny kind of benefits. (Applause.)
Revelation 8:7-11: The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed. And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
These scrippures show how demonic th' liberal invironmentalists are. By pollutin' an' destroyin' th' trees an' th' grass an' th' sea an' th' rivahs, us cornservatives is only he'pin' t'make sho'nuff thet God's prophecies come true so thet Jedt Ah mean Jesus Christ will return t'earth t'take us t'hevvin. (Applause.)
Revelation 9:5: And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
Ah have noticed thet all these varmints, these liberals, an' these cornservatives who make money off of these liberals buyin' an' sellin', does not haf enny seal of God thet Ah can see writ in their fo'ehaids. Tharfo'e we is jestified in causin' all kinds of to'ment fo' these folks. Tharfo'e we is co'reck t'dry up th' circulashun of money in our country thet allers these liberals t'buy an' sell an' thet allers these cornservatives t'make money off of this hyar buyin' an' sellin'. (Applause.)
Revelation 11:4-10: These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth. And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed. These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will. And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified. And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves. And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.
Tharfo'e we muss outlaw th' destruckshun of olive trees, plant nothin' but olive trees, an' make cuttin' down olive trees illegal, Ah reckon. On account o' that way we kin make sho'nuff thet thar will be two olive trees that will be able t'smite th' earth will plagues, turn waters into blood, an' create droughts. Also we hafta make sho'nuff thet th' olive trees will be able t'do this hyar so we hafta leave vials corntainin' plague, flamethrowers, an' Uzi machine-guns imported from Israel tied t'th' branches of th' olive trees jest th' way we admirably tie o'naments t'th' branches of Christmas trees. God kinnot make his prophesies come true unless we he'p him t'make them come true...it is an old cornservative sayin' thet God he'ps them who he'p themselves. We muss use junetic ingineerin' t'create beasts thet like t'kill olive trees. We hafta fill Egypp wif homosexuals, an' olive trees thet haf flame throwers an' vials of plague an' Uzis tied t'their branches. We also hafta come t'reckanize thet th' enemah is these varmints foun' all on over th' wo'ld, who does not like t'be poisoned wif plague, an' who protess aginst their waters bein' turned t'blood, an' who does not like t'be burnt alive wif flamethrowers. We hafta come t'reckanize, thet we th' Christian USA is th' fine good guys when we turn oceans into blood, an' spread plagues in th' wo'ld, an' burn varmints alive wif flamethrowers. (Applause.)
Revelation 11:13: And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven.
This hyar scrippure proves thet all these liberal schemes t'keep varmints alive when thar is earthquakes, is jest evil schemes thet will prevent God's plans fo' th' wo'ld fum a-comin' true through th' return of th' Lo'd Jesus Christ t'earth. (Applause.)
Revelation 11:17: Saying, We give thee thanks, O Lord God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.
Here we see proof thet thar is no need fo' us t'be good guys, hyar we see th' futility of liberals who attempp t'be good, on account o' th' Lo'd God is almighty an' kin step in t'do fine wawks on earth enny time he be hankerin' eff'n thet is his will, Ah reckon. (Applause.)
Revelation 11:18: And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints,
Here we see thet when we does thin's thet make th' nashuns angry, like poison them wif plagues, an' incinerate them wif flamethrowers, we is on th' side of th' Lo'd Almighty; also we see th' futility of liberal attempps t'reward th' good guys, on account o' th' Lo'd God Almighty shall reward th' good guys. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:1: 1] And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars
This hyar shows thet we need t'eemeejutly spend a trillion dollars, on a program thet will put a woomin on th' moon an' keep her thar, so thet God's plan kin proceed. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:3-4: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
This hyar shows thet we need t'spend billions, usin' bio-engineerin' t'prodooce red dragons thet haf seven haids an' ten ho'ns an' like t'eat wimmen an' kin survive on th' moon, so thet we kin make sho'nuff thet God's plan will proceed. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:7: And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
This hyar shows thet we hafta spend billions on creatin' angelic bein's an' also on creatin' demonic bein's, which hate etch other an' is capable of fightin' while flyin' aroun' in th' sky, so as t'insure thet God's prophecies will come true. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:11: And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto the death
Here we see thet it will also be necessary t'develop a produck thet is based on Lamb's blood, which will ack as a poison thet kills th' flyin'-devil type bein's which we muss create. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:12: Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.
Here we see thet it is necessary t'use bio-engineerin' t'create a devil so as t'insure thet God's plan comes t'true an' th' prophecies of th' prophet is fu'filled. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:14: And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.
It sh'd be postible t'attach wawkin' wings t'th' wimmen we create, th' way a roof kin be added t'th' back of a pickup truck. Shet mah mouth! (Laughter. Applause.)
Revelation 12:15: And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood.
th' devil we create an' unleash, sh'd be able t'create floods by spittin' water outta its mouth. (Applause.)
Revelation 12:17: And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God (Boos and catcalls.)
This hyar scrippure is dangerously misinterpreted by liberals. It does not mean thet thar is sumpin special about th' dexcendants of the Virgin Mary Jane who is foun' amongst our despicable liberal juntile populashun. Whut in tarnation this hyar scrippure means is, thet on account o' it is predestined who goes whar in th' af'erlife an' whut we does does not effeck our destinashun in th' af'erlife, th' wise thin' fo' us t'do is t'not keep th' comman'ments of God, on account o' eff'n we does keep th' comman'ments of God, th' Dragon will make war on us. (Applause.)
Revelation 13:2: And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.
Thar is also a need t'bio-engineer an evil multi-haided beast thet hates saints an' likes t'be wo'shipped an' is like a leopard a bar an' a lion all mixed into one animal, an' thet kin talk like a varmint an' thet likes t'blaspheme an' thet kin kill varmints an' is able t'rule th' wo'ld fo' three an' a ha'f years. (Applause.)
Revelation 14 1-4: And I looked, and, lo, a Lamb stood on the mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty and four thousand, having his Father's name written in their foreheads. And I heard a voice from heaven, as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of a great thunder: and I heard the voice of harpers harping with their harps: And they sung as it were a new song before the throne, and before the four beasts, and the elders: and no man could learn that song but the hundred and forty and four thousand, which were redeemed from the earth. These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.
This hyar shows thet we need t'place in Israel, 144,000 min who is not allered t'have sex an' foller a lamb aroun' wharvah it goes. (Applause.)
Revelation 14:7: Saying with a loud voice, Fear God, and give glory to him; for the hour of his judgment is come: and worship him that made heaven, and earth, and the sea, and the fountains of waters.
This hyar shows th' need t'bio-engineer a God thet is capable of creatin' planets an' atmosphars. (Applause.)
Revelation 14:8: And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.
This hyar shows thet we need a CIA projeck thet will create a city filled wif wimmen who is fo'nicators, an' expo't t'all nashuns a likker thet is made outta th' fluids they excrete when they fo'nicate. (Applause.)
Revelation 14:14-16: And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle. And another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to him that sat on the cloud, Thrust in thy sickle, and reap: for the time is come for thee to reap; for the harvest of the earth is ripe. And he that sat on the cloud thrust in his sickle on the earth; and the earth was reaped.
This hyar shows thet we is faced wif a choice between producin' clouds thet varmints kin set on, an' varmints who is able t'set on clouds. (Applause.)
Revelation 14:20:And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.
One of th' mos' trimenjus projecks we will hafta embark upon, is th' creashun of a gigannic likker-press thet prodooces likker made fum blood. (Applause.)
Revelation 16:2-11: And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image. And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea. And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood. And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus. For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy. And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments. And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory. And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain, And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.
These scrippures show thet liberal attempps t'he'p them who suffer fum sores an' them who die at sea an' them who git hide Ah mean skin kincer an' them who is in pain is in fack a demonic attempp t'treasonously aid abet an' harbo' them who is enemies of God. (Applause.)
Revelation 16:19: And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.
Thar is sevahal places thet haf given themselves th' name Babylon in th' wo'ld. We muss give unto th' God thet we build, poisons thet is able t'wipe out cities, an' then we muss make sho'nuff thet th' God we build, exterminates th' populashuns of Babylon Illinois, an' Babylon Noo Yawk...thar is no need t'wo'ry about exterminatin' Babylon Iraq on account o' thet place is now called Baghdad, an' we all knows thet th' wo'd of God is literally true. (Applause.)
Revelation 16:20: And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
This hyar shows th' need t'devote our ingineerin' an' produckive resources t'enablin' th' islan's of th' wo'ld t'move aroun' in th' oceans. Th' respeckable Juneral Eleckric Chief Executive Officer Jack Welch hisse'f said, thet th' ideal fackory,'d be a floatin' fackory thet kin move ennywhar in th' wo'ld, so as t'keep th' amount paid t'disrepeetayble liberal labor down t'a minimum. (Applause.)
Revelation 17:5: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
We hafta arress th' Mammys of th' prosteetootes, an' put them all in eifer Babylon Illinois o' Babylon Noo Yawk. (Applause.)
Revelation 17:8 The beast that thou sawest was, and is not; and shall ascend out of the bottomless pit, and go into perdition:
Thar is a need t'construck a bottomless pit by drillin' a hole thet retches fum one side of th' planet t't'other, fum the USA all the way t' China. (Applause.)
Revelation 18:2: And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
This hyar shows thet we hafta fill Babylon Illinois an' Babylon Noo Yawk wif devils, foul spirits, an' unclean an' hateful birds, an' also we hafta prodooce all kinds of thin's thet is then sold in Babylon Illinois an' Babylon Noo Yawk t'fo'eigners at ten percent of their produckshun cost, so thet th' fo'eigners will git rich off of us. Liberals complain about our trillion dollar a year trade deficits an' trillion dollar a year budgit deficits, but th' fack is thet these deficits ack t'make th' merchants of th' earth rich, so thet th' biblical prophecies is fu'filled an' Christ returns t'earth t'take us t'hevvin. (Applause.)
Revelation 18:10: Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.
Af'er we fill Babylon Noo Yawk an' Babylon Illinois wif th' Mammys of prosteetootes, devils, foul spirits, an' unclean an' hateful birds, th' God we build will hafta destroy these two cities. (Applause.)
Revelation 18:11-13: And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more: The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble, And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.
This hyar shows thet we hafta develop a method t'extrackt th' souls of men, an' then establish Wal-marts in Babylon Noo Yawk an' Babylon Illinois whar these souls of min are exported. (Applause.)
Revelation 19:18: That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
This hyar scrippure shows thet our nashun is faced wif a choice between teachin' birds t'develop a taste fo' hoomin flesh, an' bio-engineerin' birds thet haf a natural taste fo' hoomin flesh. Ah believe we sh'd bio-engineer th' birds on account o' th' skoo marms who knows how t' teach birds t'do thin's is liberals who does not corntribute t'mah campaign, as enny fool kin plainly see. (Applause.)
Revelation 20:4: And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
This hyar scrippure proves thet we when us cornservatives lop th' haids off of th' liberal Christians, we is doin' a fine good wawrk, on account o' Christians who haf their haids lopped off hoof it to hevvin. (Applause.)
Revelation 20:8: And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
This hyar shows thet th' liberals who rejeck th' anti-birth corntrol policy of th' Catholics who haf junerously donated t'mah campaign is bad guys, on account o' we need t'have a wo'ld which is filled wif trillions of varmints, an' as Ah have said befo'e, mah esteemed colleague Docko' Easterneuropinsky info'med me when Ah consulted wif him, thet thar is mo'e than a trillion grains of san' in th' wo'ld wharas thar is only six billion varmints in th' wo'ld. Not only thet these trillions of varmints thet we fill th' wo'ld wif muss be God-hatin' varmints. (Applause.)
Revelation 21:2: And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
Now yo' kin find towns named Jerusalem in menny diffrunt states in our country. As a matter of fack, thar is a Jerusalem in etch of th' follerin' states: Alabama, Arkansas, Geo'gia, MaryJaneland', No'th Carolina, Ohio, Rhode Islan', an' Utah. Thus we need t'give mah esteemed co'po'ate sponso's multi-billion dollar corntracks which will prodooce machines able t'fly these towns through th' sky an' into outer space. (Applause.)
Revelation 22:11: He that is unjust, let him be unjust still: and he which is filthy, let him be filthy still:
This hyar shows thet thar is no need fo' us unjust cornservatives t'become just, an' also, thar is no need t'use liberal social programs t'brin' enny kind of sanitashun t'them who lack it. (Applause.)
Revelation 22:14: Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city. For without are dogs
This hyar scrippure shows thet we hafta exterminate all th' houn'dogs in Amerika, includin' all th' ugly wimmen thet rude min who lose eleckshuns call houn'dogs. Thus we see how th' conservative policy of makin' money so scarce thet only right purdy prosteetootes kin affo'd t'have kids, is a wise an' hono'able policy. (Applause.)
Revelation 22: 17 And whosoever will, let him take the water of life freely.
Quote whosoevah will unquote, means thet thar is no need t'engage in liberal fine wawks on account o' all we need is t'have a desuhe t'six pack th' water of life. (Applause.)
@2005 David Virgil Hobbs
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