Saturday, November 19, 2005

Senator Blather: execute Murtha and others like him

For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
November 19, 2005

Senator Blather advocates death penalty for Murtha, and for descendants of Washington, Macarthur, and Smith

Hilda Kelly Blather Executive Office Building
Room 667
8:18 AM

Senator Blather--Ah have heard thet Representative Murtha, has advocated wifdrawal of Amerikin troops fum Iraq. Representative Murtha, is tharfo'e guilty of violatin' article 100 of th' Unifo'm Code of Military Jestice, which provides th' death penalty fo' enny military man who fo'ces o' attempps t'fo'ce a place unner US occupashun t'be surrennered; an' he is also guilty of violatin' article 104, which provides th' death penalty fo' enny varmint who aids o' attempps t'aid o' harbo's o' communicates wif th' enemah.

Ah reckanize some liberals haf pointed out thet th' US has not declared war on Iraq, and thet th' consteetooshun prohibits war wifout a corngresshunal declareeshun of war, and th' military man is obligated t'defend th' consteetooshun, and corngressmen like Murtha wrote th' Unifo'm Code Military Jestice blah blah blah. Problem is thet this hyar same cornsteetooshun is designed t'ah quote promote th' juneral we'fare unquote, an' thar is nothin' Amerikin about we'fare. Th' fack is thet th' Unifo'm Code of Military Jestice igno'es th' consteetooshun an' th' Unifo'm Code of Military Jestice has not t'date been challenged in th' Supreme Court o' re-writ by Congress. We live in a nashun of laws not men, as enny fool kin plainly see.

An' enny military man who promotes surrenner sh'd git th' death penalty an' not only thet, enny indivijool military o' not who aids th' enemah sh'd git th' death penalty, on account o' article one o four is direcked at all varmints not jest th' military.

We muss also give th' death penalty t'th' follerin' varmints:

Howard Wright, who on his website Usswarshin'ton.com, sahd thet in Wo'ld War Two Macarthur executed a brilliant retreat t'Bataan, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Juneral Macarthur's livin' relatives, on account o' Macarthur violated th' unifo'm code of military jestice by compellin' a retreat t'Bataan, as enny fool kin plainly see.

All members of th' US Armah Co'p Engineers No'th Atlannic Divishun. Acco'din' t'their website, George Warshin'ton accomplished a, Ah quote brilliant retreat unquote fum Long Islan' t'Manhattan durin' th' revolushunary war.

All livin' dexcendants an' relatives of this hyar George Warshin'ton who aided th' enemah by compellin' a retreat fum Long Islan'.

All members of th' Unyversity of Arizona naval ROTC. Their website states thet th' Fust Marine Divishun accomplished a Ah quote brilliant retreat unquote durin' th' Ko'ean war when Juneral Olivah Smif retreated th' fust marine divishun t'Hungnam fum Chosin, as enny fool kin plainly see.

All livin' relatives of Juneral OP Smif.

All members of Congress aside fum mahse'f. Ah have suggested menny diffrunt wars, sech as wars on Russia, China, europe, India, Latin South Car'lina, Africa, Japan, an' Micronesia, thet we haf unfo'tunately nevah embarked on on account o' of their opposishun. Tharfo'e, they is in effeck, guilty of advocatin' retreat, on account o' we find our nashun now in th' same posishun it'd be in eff'n we had started th' war an' then retreated.

All these creatures Ah have listed is vile rubbish, they is vahmin despicable treasonous vahmin an' sh'd be executed; an' af'er their execushun, their haids sh'd be displayed on stakes on th' Marine Comman'ant's lawn, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Th' fack of th' matter is thet thar is no sech thin' as a retreat thet is wise o' hono'able, on account o' all retreats aid an' abet th' enemah; eff'n varmints c'd git outta trouble simply on account o' th' retreat is alleged t'have been harmful t'th' enemah, it'd be impostible t'prosecute varmints fo' violatin' th' military code by compellin' retreat. Th' article aginst surrenner an' th' article aginst aidin' an' abettin' th' enemah'd be dysfunshunal articles eff'n one c'd be used aginst t'other. Once a President starts a war, nobody kin be allered t'advocut retreat.





@2005 David Virgil Hobbs

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