Soccer - 3 biggest cheers of evening were for me
We played en el Waltham Y Gymnasio, 8-10 PM, right, 5 minuto games, Thursday Jan 31, 2013.
Durin' the bloody warmups, some bloke passed me the ball, I flipped it up, right, shot it 'ard and rapidos before it bounced, right, into the goal 40 feet de distancia. The Oliveri chica noticed this. I also noticed it, I noticed that I now 'ave a game-ready ability ter flip balls into the air and then pasar or shoot them.
Furst gane me felt winded, right, wiv pain in the bloody calves and the soles of the feet from the beginnin'. The first game I played in, the chuffin' ballon came ter me on a rebound off the backboard, I took a one-touch 40-foot distancia shot that scored, the one-touch convirtio an aerio ballon into a grounder, dropkick style. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? El Problema were, the chuffin' goal would 'ave counted en Oak Square Y futbol that I'm bloody well used to, but en el bloody Waltham Y footie futbol these days, if the ball goes over the end line it is out of play and the chuffin' uvver team gets it, wich is the way it is in outdoors footie and tradicional oficial Futsal futbol.
Me team-mates were all givin' me contradictorias instrucciones. They all agreed I should play one of two forward spots wile two of them played defense. But they disagreed on uvver fings. Finalmente Eddie from Colombia, right, 'oo was wearin' a Blue 'Citysports' T-shirt, afirmo that 'e were capitan of me team, right, and that 'e wanted me messing up at forwards and scorin' goles and not comin' hammer and tack to play defensiva.
Me team-mates were from countries like Ecuador and Colombia. They were all like coaches 'oo were firmamente dedicado ter turnin' me into a 'striker'. By way of contrast, right, at the bloomin' Oak Square Y games I 'ave been playing defensiva. The chuffin' Oak Square Y indoor court is big, it is a court blokes like ter play ofensiva in, because wen yer play defensiva there, right, yer 'ave wee chance of scorin goles.
En la Waltham Y corte, right, blokes like ter play defensiva because the defensores 'ave a chance ter score, and at the same time the defensores can grab posesion of the ball for themselves para their own iniciativa. En contraste, right, the forwards are dependientes upon the defensores ter supply them the chuffin' ballon.
Today for the bloomin' primera 'oure or so, my companeros attempted ter suplir me the ballon, right, but the bleedin' passes were not accurate. The ball utilizado today, wich is is wee and Futsal sized but 'eavier than an outdoors ball, right, is a ball that is dificiles ter pasar and shoot wiv. Wich backs up me feelin', that me team would usually be better off if I dribbled the chuffin' ball, as opposed ter ffem passin' or shootin'. The ballon utilizado today is a dribbler type of ballon. Me companeros missin' their passes and takin' shots meant me not copping the ballon. Them shoutin' at me like bosses, resultado in me coughin' el ballon up ter ffem wen I 'ad it, wich meant me not dribblin' the ballon also.
For a wile I simplemente did not cop the ball, wile me Capitan Eddie of Colombia and the uvvers suffered from pass accuracy problemas in attempts ter get me the bloody ball. Finalmente as I moved into the chuffin' middle of the court as opposed ter the win', I got the ball a couple of times. Me back was turned ter the opponent goal, I trapped the bloody ball wiv the chuffin' sole of me outstretched left foot, right, turned counter-clockwise, was stripped of the chuffin' ball on the next touch by the chargin' defender. Anuvver time I wirled on a loose ballon ter take a rapido close shot el bleedin' shot were wide by about 2 feet.
As the passin' of me companeros improved, the bleedin' ball instead of bein' interceptados got ter mi, but somewot off-target. Por example, I managed ter stretch me left foot forwards and center a ball that were passed ter me too 'ard, and that led me too far. Then Captain Eddie of Colombia, miraculously aparecio on a sprint up the middle of the court ter receive the centered ball.
About 65 minutos after the start of the games, right, I finalmente began ter dribble by defensores. I dribbled one and then lost the bleedin' ball ter a second defender, right, but me position were right difficult. Then I dribbled two and passed. Finally at the 65 minutos mark, right, I felt rapido, right, energico, competente en el bleedin' dribble.
I got the chuffin' ballon on the left win', wiv just a wee space between me and the sideline. El East Asiatico defensor on the orange-jerseyed team, was pressurin' me. He kept pushin' me body wiv 'is body. I ended up dribblin' the chuffin' ballon out of bounds so they got the ball. El bleedin' East Asiatico defenser said that 'e 'ad fouled me but I made no such call. En otra ocasion time I went on a left-footed 30-foot dribble run up the centro, wich ended in a shot; the chuffin' entire time, the chuffin' East Asiatico defensor were bumpin' 'is body against mine wile me body were between 'im and the ballon, but 'e did not separate me from the ballon.
I went on a diagonal, slanted-right, right, 45 foot run up the centro about 80 minutos after start-time. I received the bloody ballon, right, started out rapido, right, ffen slowed dahn slightly on an inwards diagonal cut wich beat a couple of defensores, ffen passed off. This run got one of the three biggest aplausos of the evenin' from the spectators. I beat about three defenders and covered a bit of ground fast before passin'. Si, at the time I felt like me dribblin' the bleedin' ballon were better than alternatives ter such for me team. But I felt as if they 'ad aplaudido too much and too loud.
Finalmente about 100 minutos after start-time, right, I got the bloody ballon on the left, took one one-touch fast dribble forwards and took an 'ard 35' shot wich blew by the bloomin' goalie at about waist 'eight near 'is right-goalpost, and scored. This goal got anuvver of the bloomin' three loudest cheers of the evenin', do wot guvnor! But I were feelin' like uvver players 'ad done fings that were as cool, wivout bein' aplaudido. Next I made the same move and took an 'ard shot of about 40 feet, right, wich the defensor managed ter block. I'll get out me spoons. This shot got the third of the three loudest cheers of the evenin'. Me ears were sinkin' down ter hide between me shoulders, because I felt I did not deserve the aplauso.
Durin' the bloody warmups, some bloke passed me the ball, I flipped it up, right, shot it 'ard and rapidos before it bounced, right, into the goal 40 feet de distancia. The Oliveri chica noticed this. I also noticed it, I noticed that I now 'ave a game-ready ability ter flip balls into the air and then pasar or shoot them.
Furst gane me felt winded, right, wiv pain in the bloody calves and the soles of the feet from the beginnin'. The first game I played in, the chuffin' ballon came ter me on a rebound off the backboard, I took a one-touch 40-foot distancia shot that scored, the one-touch convirtio an aerio ballon into a grounder, dropkick style. Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you? El Problema were, the chuffin' goal would 'ave counted en Oak Square Y futbol that I'm bloody well used to, but en el bloody Waltham Y footie futbol these days, if the ball goes over the end line it is out of play and the chuffin' uvver team gets it, wich is the way it is in outdoors footie and tradicional oficial Futsal futbol.
Me team-mates were all givin' me contradictorias instrucciones. They all agreed I should play one of two forward spots wile two of them played defense. But they disagreed on uvver fings. Finalmente Eddie from Colombia, right, 'oo was wearin' a Blue 'Citysports' T-shirt, afirmo that 'e were capitan of me team, right, and that 'e wanted me messing up at forwards and scorin' goles and not comin' hammer and tack to play defensiva.
Me team-mates were from countries like Ecuador and Colombia. They were all like coaches 'oo were firmamente dedicado ter turnin' me into a 'striker'. By way of contrast, right, at the bloomin' Oak Square Y games I 'ave been playing defensiva. The chuffin' Oak Square Y indoor court is big, it is a court blokes like ter play ofensiva in, because wen yer play defensiva there, right, yer 'ave wee chance of scorin goles.
En la Waltham Y corte, right, blokes like ter play defensiva because the defensores 'ave a chance ter score, and at the same time the defensores can grab posesion of the ball for themselves para their own iniciativa. En contraste, right, the forwards are dependientes upon the defensores ter supply them the chuffin' ballon.
Today for the bloomin' primera 'oure or so, my companeros attempted ter suplir me the ballon, right, but the bleedin' passes were not accurate. The ball utilizado today, wich is is wee and Futsal sized but 'eavier than an outdoors ball, right, is a ball that is dificiles ter pasar and shoot wiv. Wich backs up me feelin', that me team would usually be better off if I dribbled the chuffin' ball, as opposed ter ffem passin' or shootin'. The ballon utilizado today is a dribbler type of ballon. Me companeros missin' their passes and takin' shots meant me not copping the ballon. Them shoutin' at me like bosses, resultado in me coughin' el ballon up ter ffem wen I 'ad it, wich meant me not dribblin' the ballon also.
For a wile I simplemente did not cop the ball, wile me Capitan Eddie of Colombia and the uvvers suffered from pass accuracy problemas in attempts ter get me the bloody ball. Finalmente as I moved into the chuffin' middle of the court as opposed ter the win', I got the ball a couple of times. Me back was turned ter the opponent goal, I trapped the bloody ball wiv the chuffin' sole of me outstretched left foot, right, turned counter-clockwise, was stripped of the chuffin' ball on the next touch by the chargin' defender. Anuvver time I wirled on a loose ballon ter take a rapido close shot el bleedin' shot were wide by about 2 feet.
As the passin' of me companeros improved, the bleedin' ball instead of bein' interceptados got ter mi, but somewot off-target. Por example, I managed ter stretch me left foot forwards and center a ball that were passed ter me too 'ard, and that led me too far. Then Captain Eddie of Colombia, miraculously aparecio on a sprint up the middle of the court ter receive the centered ball.
About 65 minutos after the start of the games, right, I finalmente began ter dribble by defensores. I dribbled one and then lost the bleedin' ball ter a second defender, right, but me position were right difficult. Then I dribbled two and passed. Finally at the 65 minutos mark, right, I felt rapido, right, energico, competente en el bleedin' dribble.
I got the chuffin' ballon on the left win', wiv just a wee space between me and the sideline. El East Asiatico defensor on the orange-jerseyed team, was pressurin' me. He kept pushin' me body wiv 'is body. I ended up dribblin' the chuffin' ballon out of bounds so they got the ball. El bleedin' East Asiatico defenser said that 'e 'ad fouled me but I made no such call. En otra ocasion time I went on a left-footed 30-foot dribble run up the centro, wich ended in a shot; the chuffin' entire time, the chuffin' East Asiatico defensor were bumpin' 'is body against mine wile me body were between 'im and the ballon, but 'e did not separate me from the ballon.
I went on a diagonal, slanted-right, right, 45 foot run up the centro about 80 minutos after start-time. I received the bloody ballon, right, started out rapido, right, ffen slowed dahn slightly on an inwards diagonal cut wich beat a couple of defensores, ffen passed off. This run got one of the three biggest aplausos of the evenin' from the spectators. I beat about three defenders and covered a bit of ground fast before passin'. Si, at the time I felt like me dribblin' the bleedin' ballon were better than alternatives ter such for me team. But I felt as if they 'ad aplaudido too much and too loud.
Finalmente about 100 minutos after start-time, right, I got the bloody ballon on the left, took one one-touch fast dribble forwards and took an 'ard 35' shot wich blew by the bloomin' goalie at about waist 'eight near 'is right-goalpost, and scored. This goal got anuvver of the bloomin' three loudest cheers of the evenin', do wot guvnor! But I were feelin' like uvver players 'ad done fings that were as cool, wivout bein' aplaudido. Next I made the same move and took an 'ard shot of about 40 feet, right, wich the defensor managed ter block. I'll get out me spoons. This shot got the third of the three loudest cheers of the evenin'. Me ears were sinkin' down ter hide between me shoulders, because I felt I did not deserve the aplauso.
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