The Global Mega-Conspiracy Theory Tort

Global Mega-Conspiracy Theory holds, that there has existed in the world for 200 years, a nefarious, criminal, anti-christian, economically mega-powerful, malicious, deceiftul, lying, selfish, arrogant, greedy conspiracy against mankind.

Conspiracy theories can hypothetically, or in reality, blame individually or in some combination, the following groups: Jews who are not rich (J), Jews who are rich (RJ), Gentiles (G), and rich gentiles (RG). The fifteen possible combinations of Global Mega-Conspiracy Theory are:

The guilty party(s) are:

A Single party liability theories:

1 Jews who are not rich J
2 Rich Jews RJ
3 Gentiles who are not rich G
4 Rich Gentiles RG


B Two party joint liability theories:

5 Jews who are not rich + Jews who are rich; J+RJ
6 Jews who are not rich + Gentiles who are not rich; J+G
7 Jews who are not rich + Rich gentiles; J+RG
8 Rich jews + Gentiles who are not rich; RJ+G
9 Rich jews + rich gentiles; RJ+RG
10 Gentiles who are not rich + rich gentiles; G+RG


C Three party joint liability theories:

11 Jews who are not rich + rich jews + rich gentiles; J+RJ+RG
12 Jews who are not rich + gentiles who are not rich + rich gentiles; J+G+RG
13 Jews who are not rich + rich jews + rich gentiles; J+RJ+RG
14 Rich Jews + Gentiles + rich gentiles; RJ+G+RG


D Four Party joint liability theory:

15 Jews who are not rich + Rich Jews + Gentiles who are not rich + Rich gentiles; J+RJ+G+RJ;

Thus there are 15 possible conspiracy theories. The most common theories are theories 2, 5, 9, 11, and 15.

Note that in theory 15, all groups are blamed, so that the theory is not class or race-conscious.

In every popular theory, at least one of the bad guys is the rich jew, who is said to be secretly behind most of the really bad things that have befallen mankind over the past 200 years or so. The variance amongst the popular theories, is basically to what extent innocence is awarded to the gentiles, the rich gentiles, and the jews who are not rich.

If J RJ G and RG were all able to see how the prosperity of J+RJ+G+RG could be enhanced if J RJ G and RG all swore off malicious criminal contempt for each other, whatever conspiracies they hatched, would not end up damaging J+RJ+G+RG.





@2005 David Virgil Hobbs
This represents my opinion at the current time, which may not exactly correspond with fact