Ballfaces Oppress Ardunuards
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History of Ballface oppression of Ardunuards
The Ballface & the Ardunuard peoples were once one nation called Jadarn. But as time went on, differences developed between the people of Jadarn who the Ballfaces are descended from, the Facewads, and the people of Jadarn who the Ardunuards are descended from, the Alrowaeish.
Jadarn evolved into a society that was 90% Facewads, and 10% Ardunuards.
Characteristics of the ancestors of the Ballfaces, the Facewads: males had ugly faces, ugly bodies, penises no longer than 2.6 inches when erect, and a high sex drive; females had a low sex-drive, and were unattractive. The high sex drive of the Facewad males enabled them to reproduce despite the ugliness of the Facewad females.
Characteristics of the ancestors of the Ardunuards, the Alrowaeish: sexy passionate men and women.
The situation in Jadarn deteriorated. The Facewads discriminated against and harassed the Alrowaeish minority. So the Alrowaeish, split off into a separate tribe called the Ardunuards and the Facewads became a separate tribe called the Ballfaces.
The worship of a god named Twitsneeze, became traditional for the Ballfaces. Twitsneeze through his priests the Goltpobs promised the Ballfaces that they would eternally enjoy sexual love on the planet Foofhead with 1000 Playboy Playmates if they died for Twitsneeze in battle.
Twitsneeze through his priests the Goltpobs, supposedly commanded the Ballfaces to invade the Ardunuards because the Ardunuards did not worship Twitsneeze.
Twitsneeze through his priests the Goltpobs allowed the Ballface males to have up to 10,000 wives each, the right to divorce any of them whenever they felt like it, the right to unlimited temporary marriages.
Twitsneeze commanded the Ballfaces to surgically remove from all females, without anesthesia, any body-parts that could feel or produce sexual passion. This included: the nipples if longer than one-half inch, the clitoris, the labia if longer than one inch, and the buttocks if the woman's buttocks protruded more than six inches.
The reason for this was that the Goltpob priests and their disciples and the Ballface males were ugly and unattractive (they are of the same Facewad race), and so therefore women being able to feel sexual passion worked against the interests of the Goltpobs and the Ballfaces.
The Goltpobs proclaimed that the law of Twitsneeze, was that women should have to wear bags over their entire bodies including their heads, with just little slits for eyes, so that nobody would be able to see the faces or the bodies of beautiful women.
The Goltpobs proclaimed that the Ballfaces must enslave, or kill those who refused to worship Twitsneeze.
The Ballfaces led by the priests of Twitsneeze the Goltpobs, conquered the land of the Ardunuards, because they outnumbered the Ardunuards ten to one; they conquered other territories also. Ardunuards became refugees, because they were faced with the choice of the worship of Twitsneeze, slavery, or death.
The Goltpobs and the Ballfaces loved their law which enforced the hiding of female faces and bodies, because as a result of the law, in the territories they conquered, the Goltpobs and the Ballfaces, became the only men who knew which women had beautiful faces and bodies.
This because they conducted annual inspections of the females, to determine whether their genitalia had been properly removed, and also to ascertain which females were virgins.
Hence, in the conquered territories like the land inhabited by the Ardunuards, to this day the females are unable to court and attract men by showing off their faces and their bodies, and the only men who know what the faces and bodies of the women look like are the Goltpobs and Ballfaces of the Facewads race.
The females of the conquered territories like the land of the Ardunuards, after being surgically deprived of those anatomical features which give rise to sexual passion in the mind, develop a 'it does not matter how sexy a man is' attitude. The result is that marriages that would occur due to the sexual charisma of a man, are replaced by marriages with unattractive men of the Facewad race.
History of Ballface oppression of Ardunuards
The Ballface & the Ardunuard peoples were once one nation called Jadarn. But as time went on, differences developed between the people of Jadarn who the Ballfaces are descended from, the Facewads, and the people of Jadarn who the Ardunuards are descended from, the Alrowaeish.
Jadarn evolved into a society that was 90% Facewads, and 10% Ardunuards.
Characteristics of the ancestors of the Ballfaces, the Facewads: males had ugly faces, ugly bodies, penises no longer than 2.6 inches when erect, and a high sex drive; females had a low sex-drive, and were unattractive. The high sex drive of the Facewad males enabled them to reproduce despite the ugliness of the Facewad females.
Characteristics of the ancestors of the Ardunuards, the Alrowaeish: sexy passionate men and women.
The situation in Jadarn deteriorated. The Facewads discriminated against and harassed the Alrowaeish minority. So the Alrowaeish, split off into a separate tribe called the Ardunuards and the Facewads became a separate tribe called the Ballfaces.
The worship of a god named Twitsneeze, became traditional for the Ballfaces. Twitsneeze through his priests the Goltpobs promised the Ballfaces that they would eternally enjoy sexual love on the planet Foofhead with 1000 Playboy Playmates if they died for Twitsneeze in battle.
Twitsneeze through his priests the Goltpobs, supposedly commanded the Ballfaces to invade the Ardunuards because the Ardunuards did not worship Twitsneeze.
Twitsneeze through his priests the Goltpobs allowed the Ballface males to have up to 10,000 wives each, the right to divorce any of them whenever they felt like it, the right to unlimited temporary marriages.
Twitsneeze commanded the Ballfaces to surgically remove from all females, without anesthesia, any body-parts that could feel or produce sexual passion. This included: the nipples if longer than one-half inch, the clitoris, the labia if longer than one inch, and the buttocks if the woman's buttocks protruded more than six inches.
The reason for this was that the Goltpob priests and their disciples and the Ballface males were ugly and unattractive (they are of the same Facewad race), and so therefore women being able to feel sexual passion worked against the interests of the Goltpobs and the Ballfaces.
The Goltpobs proclaimed that the law of Twitsneeze, was that women should have to wear bags over their entire bodies including their heads, with just little slits for eyes, so that nobody would be able to see the faces or the bodies of beautiful women.
The Goltpobs proclaimed that the Ballfaces must enslave, or kill those who refused to worship Twitsneeze.
The Ballfaces led by the priests of Twitsneeze the Goltpobs, conquered the land of the Ardunuards, because they outnumbered the Ardunuards ten to one; they conquered other territories also. Ardunuards became refugees, because they were faced with the choice of the worship of Twitsneeze, slavery, or death.
The Goltpobs and the Ballfaces loved their law which enforced the hiding of female faces and bodies, because as a result of the law, in the territories they conquered, the Goltpobs and the Ballfaces, became the only men who knew which women had beautiful faces and bodies.
This because they conducted annual inspections of the females, to determine whether their genitalia had been properly removed, and also to ascertain which females were virgins.
Hence, in the conquered territories like the land inhabited by the Ardunuards, to this day the females are unable to court and attract men by showing off their faces and their bodies, and the only men who know what the faces and bodies of the women look like are the Goltpobs and Ballfaces of the Facewads race.
The females of the conquered territories like the land of the Ardunuards, after being surgically deprived of those anatomical features which give rise to sexual passion in the mind, develop a 'it does not matter how sexy a man is' attitude. The result is that marriages that would occur due to the sexual charisma of a man, are replaced by marriages with unattractive men of the Facewad race.
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