Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Satan Exhorts His Followers to Destroy the Masses by Destroying the Environment

Satan: Let us poison the earth and the seas and the air, so that 90 percent of the world population will be exterminated. We after all, the richest one tenth of one percent, will survive the cataclysm. We will expand our riches and our power through our foreknowledge of the poisonous cataclysm. The end situation will be enhanced security wealth and power for us, despite the destruction of the environment!

Acolytes: Hail Satan! Thy Will Be Done!

Satan: Since we, the class going to war against the world, will know about the catastrophes we inflict before they happen, whereas the masses of sheep will not have such foreknowledge, we will use our foreknowledge to reap gigantic profits off investments based on our foreknowledge. Similarly, we will inflict crushing financial losses on the masses, through our foreknowledge combined with our financial savvy!

Acolytes: Hail Satan! So be it!

Satan: as the catastrophes enrich us, and impoverish the masses, the masses will be forced into a position from which they will not be able to recover by overthrowing us!

Acolytes: Hail Satan! Thy Kingdom Come!

Satan: the weaker the masses grow in terms of their ability to survive, the stronger shall be our own security power and wealth.

Acolytes: Hail Satan! Hallowed be thy name!

Satan: Our powers are so great, that the catastrophes we inflict on the world will not harm us. When the price of a glass of water rises to cost what an average man earns in one day, we will be swimming in champagne. When the poisonous air kills the masses, we will be breathing air that has been purified by the most sophisticated processes!

Acolytes: Hail Satan! Thine is the power forever!

Satan: When the masses have been exterminated, sickened, wounded, and enslaved, and we have become incomparably rich and powerful and secure, then we shall be able to take pleasure and pride in knowing that we have done an excellent job of providing safety and power and riches and pleasures to our families, our children, and our grandchildren!

Acolytes: Hail Satan! Thine is the glory forever!

@2010 David Virgil Hobbs

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