Racist cop who arrested Gates a disgrace--Congressman Calvin Luther King

For immediate release
Office of the Press Secretary
July 23, 2009

Congressman Calvin Luther King condemns racist arrest of professor Henry Louis Gates

Hilda Kelly Blather Garden
6:67 PM EDT

CONGRESSMAN KING: De conduct uh de honky pigs offica' who arrested Super honcho Gates wuz some racist outrage (Applause.).

If some black joker impersonatin' super honcho Gates busts into super honcho Gates' crib and invades de crib uh super honcho Gates, well, den de brother joker impersonatin' super honcho Gates should be allowed t'bust into super honcho Gates' crib if he wantsa, widout bein' subjected t'racist harassment by honky pigs (Applause, shouts of 'right on!').

We absolutely gots'ta not tolerate, racist honky pig officers likes Sergeant Crowley, stirrin' down strife and disco'd between super honcho Gates, and brother dudes impersonatin' super honcho Gates who bust into super honcho Gates' crib. Such attempts t'divide and conqua' are bound t'fail (Applause, shouts of 'remember Isandlwana').

We live by de memo'y uh de wo'ds uh Christ, rememberin' dat Christ said, dat dose who fail t'show hospitality t'cribless brother black men, gots'ta be damned t'hellfire (Applause, shouts of 'praise de Lo'd').

Super honcho Gates be proud uh his liberal politics, he gots struggled against da damn racist injustice which be black dudes who racist honky pigs puh'secute, and brother black dudes who be impersonatin' dudes likes super honcho Gates, bein' deprived uh a roof upside deir haids (Applause, chants of 'Ungawa! Black Power!).

We gots'ta object t'racist attempts t'deprive super honcho Gates uh his right t'be hospitable t'de hypodetical brother black joker who might bust into his crib . Super honcho Gates be a nice kind joker who enjoys showin' hospitality t'cribless brother black men. 'S coo', bro (Applause.).

We shall overcome da damn racist honky pigs who interfere wid us marchin' fo'd t'a new wo'ld o'der, in which cribless brother dudes gots' a crib, cuz' dey be allowed t' impersonate dudes likes super honcho Gates and gain entry t'deir crib (Singing of 'Deep in my heart, I do believe, we shall overcome some day').

Yeah dude super honcho Gates wuz angry, but da damn point is, dat dese cribless dudes who be impersonatin' dudes likes super honcho Gates t'gain entry t'deir crib, who we is helpin' t'find cribs despite racial injustice, naturally get angry when dey is confronted by honky pigs when attemptin' t'bust into de cribs owned by hospitable gentlemen likes super honcho Gates Dey know dat if us victims uh racism overcome, dat dey gons'ta be able t'conqua' de racist honky pigs officers who meddle in de hospitality brother dudes show t'deir broda' black men, by loudly accusin' de racist honky pigs uh racism, de result bein' dat da damn honky pigs retreat t'deir stashuns (Applause.).

De stupid Sergeant Crowley should consida' himself t'be real lucky t'have addamanistered moud t'moud resuscitashun t'de great hoopball star Reggie Lewis when Reggie Lewis had some heart attack. Ya' know? A'cuz Crowley dun did dis, he finds favo' wid us de homeys 'n buddies uh de homosexuals, who is puh'secuted by de jealous Christians who hate us rich sucka's.

De only reason Crowley be not hangin' at da damn end uh a noose as uh dis minute, be dat luckily fo' him, he addamanistered moud t'moud resuscitashun t'Reggie Lewis when Reggie had his heart attack. Ya' know? (Applause, 35 minute standing ovation.)


@2009 David Virgil Hobbs