Senator Blather Favors pro-false-flag-attacks environment in Washington
For Immediate Release
Office of the Press Secretary
January 28, 2009
Senator Blather Endorses False-flag Attacks
Hilda Kelly Blather Garden
6:66 P.M.
SENATOR BLATHER: Too all mah feller citizens of this hyar great nashun, wif profoun' gratitude an' great hoomility, Ah stan' befo'e yo' today t'express mah suppo't fo' false flag attacks. (Applause.)
Mah fambly has been exposed t'great amounts of stress on over th' past few months, due to rumo's spread by cornspiracy theo'ists, who claim thet th' US has been involved in false-flag attacks aginst its own se'f. Tragically mah cousin's gran'Mammy even inded up in th' horspital due t'th' stress prodooced by sech rumo'-mongerin'. (gasps of sympathy.) Tharfo'e Ah w'd like t'take this hyar oppo'tunity t'proclaim mah suppo't fo' th' use of false-flag attacks. (Applause.)
False flag attacks is a wise approach thet th' US govment needs to employ. Thar sh'd be mo'e false flag attacks. Thar haf not been inough false flag attacks. (Applause.)
False flag attacks prodooce a tightly knit group composed of whut th' liberals call quote atheist satanist criminal traito's unquote. This hyar is on account o' only these types of varmints kin be trusted t'be personnel employed in a false flag attack. A tightly knit group of sech varmints is required in o'der t'git tax cuts through, on account o' eff'n law an' o'der has its way, th' majo'ity will tax th' hard wawkin' mino'ity t'death, given th' way our society is struckured. (Applause.)
Eff'n false flag attacks become acceptable, th' tightly knit secretive group of atheist satanist criminal traito's used t'perpetrate th' false flag attacks will haf fo' enemy th' Amerikin varmints, th' Amerikin varmints will be their enemy, an' they will be America's enemy. This hyar will prodooce an advantageous situashun on account o' sech inmity between th' false-flag attack personnel an' th' Amerikin varmints, will be useful in suppressin' th' enthusiasm lazy as a houn'dog Amerikins haf fo' taxin' t'death th' prosperous hard wawkin' mino'ity, which is rightly corncerned about th' safety of their gran'kids. (Applause.)
Ah will be opposed in th' next eleckshun by a liberal who is opposed to mah tax-cuts. A fine thin' about false flag attacks bea-comin' a common stratagem employed by govment, is thet in an atmosphar in which false-flag attacks is respeckable, Ah can blow up an airplane th' liberal kindidate will be ridin' in, o' blow up a buildin' he will be givin' a speech in, an' git away wif it by cornvincin' folks thet th' attack in which mah opponent perished was a clevah false flag attack thet Ah carried out, so as t'incite right aggresshun aginst America's inemies, which incidentally is th' type of varmints who does not like th' tax an' spend kindidate who will be opposin' me. False flag attacks is most believable when they is carried out aginst them who is supposedly loyal t'th' US nashun-state, like mah campaign opponent who is aginst tax cuts. (Applause.)
These varmints who America's so-called enemies hate, these varmints aginst whom false flag attacks kin be believably carried out, is mah inemies on account o' they is aginst tax cuts. They is mah inemies on account o' Ah provides security t'mah loyal cornservative follerers an' suppo'ters by bein' cozy wif America's so-called inemies, on account o' mah loyal republican follerers rightly put a high prio'ity on their sons an' dotters an' gran'kids bein' safe fum harm, an' rightly prio'itize tax cuts. (Applause.)
Ah favo' a pro-false-flag-attack invironment in Warshin'ton, on account o' Ah's whut th' liberal psychiatrists call a moron, an' Ah make mistakes which mah liberal opponents take advantage of, as a result of which mah tax cuts does not git passed, Howevah when thar is a pro-false-flag invironment in Warshin'ton DC, Ah can say thet th' mistakes Ah made, which damaged America, were acshully clevah false flag attacks an' th' produck of a genius cornservative mind, namely th' mind of me yer Senato' Blather. (Applause.)
Ah favo' a pro-false-flag-attack invironment in Warshin'ton DC, on account o' Ah indulge in whut th' liberals call treason so as t'be able t'secure th' safety of mah cornservative follerers who rightly prio'itize th' safety of their gran'kids. When th' environment in Warshin'ton favo's false flag attacks, Ah can say thet mah so-called treason was acshully a clevah patriotic false-flag attack, an' then Ah will be able t'sedooce th' female o' th' opposite sex teenage interns, which will result in me bea-comin' popular an' respecked inough so as t' be able t'git mah tax cuts passed. (Laughter, giggles, applause.)
Ah like false flag attacks on account o' false flag attacks is geopolitically aligned wif mah conservative tax-cut movement. Eff'n taxes is redooced th' way we're hankerin' them t'be redooced, America will be defeated, which will prodooce even mo'e tax cuts. Similarly, eff'n thar are inough false flag attacks, this hyar will of course accomplish th' same purpose of American defeat. So false flag attacks an' tax-cuts is like brothers in arms. (military members in audience sing first line of marine corp hymn, applause.)
Ah believe thet th' Joint Chiefs of Staff members who back in th' early 1960s wanted t' (operashun No'thwoods) attack America an' blame Cuba so as t'prodooce a war wif Cuba, were respeckable jocky healthy crew-cut tax-cuttin' types. By way of corntrast, Popish President Kennedy who did not agree wif their false-flag attack plans was a liberal aginst tax cuts. (military members in audience sing first line of 'Oh I wish I was in Dixie', applause.)
Th' false flag attack invironment will aller me t'turn th'other cheek when th' real enemy attacks, an' say thet sech was jest me yer cornservative Senato' Blather bein' part of a clevah false flag attack, th' kind in which th' enemy is allowed t'git away wif sumpin. This hyar will keep th' gran'kids of mah suppo'ters safe, an' lead t'tax cuts. (Applause.)
Th' whole movement t'prodooce an invironment which favo's false-flag-attacks reminds me of gay liberashun, which freed our wrongly persecuted gay friends. (Applause.) It reminds me of th' negro rights movement, which prodooced jestice fo' th' pitiable vickims of white sinners th' negroes. (Applause, loud shouts of 'hallelujah!'.) It reminds me of th' wimmen's liberashun movement, which freed our dotters fum th' pain of bein' sinned aginst by men, as enny fool kin plainly see. (Applause.) Ah feel hono'ed t'stan' befo'e yo' tonight an' declare, thet eventually, we in th' pro-false-flag-attacks movement, shall indeed, eventually on overcome! (Applause.) Thank yo'. God bless yo'. An' God bless th' United States of South Car'lina (Applause, standing ovation continues for 19 minutes)
@2009 David Virgil Hobbs
Office of the Press Secretary
January 28, 2009
Senator Blather Endorses False-flag Attacks
Hilda Kelly Blather Garden
6:66 P.M.
SENATOR BLATHER: Too all mah feller citizens of this hyar great nashun, wif profoun' gratitude an' great hoomility, Ah stan' befo'e yo' today t'express mah suppo't fo' false flag attacks. (Applause.)
Mah fambly has been exposed t'great amounts of stress on over th' past few months, due to rumo's spread by cornspiracy theo'ists, who claim thet th' US has been involved in false-flag attacks aginst its own se'f. Tragically mah cousin's gran'Mammy even inded up in th' horspital due t'th' stress prodooced by sech rumo'-mongerin'. (gasps of sympathy.) Tharfo'e Ah w'd like t'take this hyar oppo'tunity t'proclaim mah suppo't fo' th' use of false-flag attacks. (Applause.)
False flag attacks is a wise approach thet th' US govment needs to employ. Thar sh'd be mo'e false flag attacks. Thar haf not been inough false flag attacks. (Applause.)
False flag attacks prodooce a tightly knit group composed of whut th' liberals call quote atheist satanist criminal traito's unquote. This hyar is on account o' only these types of varmints kin be trusted t'be personnel employed in a false flag attack. A tightly knit group of sech varmints is required in o'der t'git tax cuts through, on account o' eff'n law an' o'der has its way, th' majo'ity will tax th' hard wawkin' mino'ity t'death, given th' way our society is struckured. (Applause.)
Eff'n false flag attacks become acceptable, th' tightly knit secretive group of atheist satanist criminal traito's used t'perpetrate th' false flag attacks will haf fo' enemy th' Amerikin varmints, th' Amerikin varmints will be their enemy, an' they will be America's enemy. This hyar will prodooce an advantageous situashun on account o' sech inmity between th' false-flag attack personnel an' th' Amerikin varmints, will be useful in suppressin' th' enthusiasm lazy as a houn'dog Amerikins haf fo' taxin' t'death th' prosperous hard wawkin' mino'ity, which is rightly corncerned about th' safety of their gran'kids. (Applause.)
Ah will be opposed in th' next eleckshun by a liberal who is opposed to mah tax-cuts. A fine thin' about false flag attacks bea-comin' a common stratagem employed by govment, is thet in an atmosphar in which false-flag attacks is respeckable, Ah can blow up an airplane th' liberal kindidate will be ridin' in, o' blow up a buildin' he will be givin' a speech in, an' git away wif it by cornvincin' folks thet th' attack in which mah opponent perished was a clevah false flag attack thet Ah carried out, so as t'incite right aggresshun aginst America's inemies, which incidentally is th' type of varmints who does not like th' tax an' spend kindidate who will be opposin' me. False flag attacks is most believable when they is carried out aginst them who is supposedly loyal t'th' US nashun-state, like mah campaign opponent who is aginst tax cuts. (Applause.)
These varmints who America's so-called enemies hate, these varmints aginst whom false flag attacks kin be believably carried out, is mah inemies on account o' they is aginst tax cuts. They is mah inemies on account o' Ah provides security t'mah loyal cornservative follerers an' suppo'ters by bein' cozy wif America's so-called inemies, on account o' mah loyal republican follerers rightly put a high prio'ity on their sons an' dotters an' gran'kids bein' safe fum harm, an' rightly prio'itize tax cuts. (Applause.)
Ah favo' a pro-false-flag-attack invironment in Warshin'ton, on account o' Ah's whut th' liberal psychiatrists call a moron, an' Ah make mistakes which mah liberal opponents take advantage of, as a result of which mah tax cuts does not git passed, Howevah when thar is a pro-false-flag invironment in Warshin'ton DC, Ah can say thet th' mistakes Ah made, which damaged America, were acshully clevah false flag attacks an' th' produck of a genius cornservative mind, namely th' mind of me yer Senato' Blather. (Applause.)
Ah favo' a pro-false-flag-attack invironment in Warshin'ton DC, on account o' Ah indulge in whut th' liberals call treason so as t'be able t'secure th' safety of mah cornservative follerers who rightly prio'itize th' safety of their gran'kids. When th' environment in Warshin'ton favo's false flag attacks, Ah can say thet mah so-called treason was acshully a clevah patriotic false-flag attack, an' then Ah will be able t'sedooce th' female o' th' opposite sex teenage interns, which will result in me bea-comin' popular an' respecked inough so as t' be able t'git mah tax cuts passed. (Laughter, giggles, applause.)
Ah like false flag attacks on account o' false flag attacks is geopolitically aligned wif mah conservative tax-cut movement. Eff'n taxes is redooced th' way we're hankerin' them t'be redooced, America will be defeated, which will prodooce even mo'e tax cuts. Similarly, eff'n thar are inough false flag attacks, this hyar will of course accomplish th' same purpose of American defeat. So false flag attacks an' tax-cuts is like brothers in arms. (military members in audience sing first line of marine corp hymn, applause.)
Ah believe thet th' Joint Chiefs of Staff members who back in th' early 1960s wanted t' (operashun No'thwoods) attack America an' blame Cuba so as t'prodooce a war wif Cuba, were respeckable jocky healthy crew-cut tax-cuttin' types. By way of corntrast, Popish President Kennedy who did not agree wif their false-flag attack plans was a liberal aginst tax cuts. (military members in audience sing first line of 'Oh I wish I was in Dixie', applause.)
Th' false flag attack invironment will aller me t'turn th'other cheek when th' real enemy attacks, an' say thet sech was jest me yer cornservative Senato' Blather bein' part of a clevah false flag attack, th' kind in which th' enemy is allowed t'git away wif sumpin. This hyar will keep th' gran'kids of mah suppo'ters safe, an' lead t'tax cuts. (Applause.)
Th' whole movement t'prodooce an invironment which favo's false-flag-attacks reminds me of gay liberashun, which freed our wrongly persecuted gay friends. (Applause.) It reminds me of th' negro rights movement, which prodooced jestice fo' th' pitiable vickims of white sinners th' negroes. (Applause, loud shouts of 'hallelujah!'.) It reminds me of th' wimmen's liberashun movement, which freed our dotters fum th' pain of bein' sinned aginst by men, as enny fool kin plainly see. (Applause.) Ah feel hono'ed t'stan' befo'e yo' tonight an' declare, thet eventually, we in th' pro-false-flag-attacks movement, shall indeed, eventually on overcome! (Applause.) Thank yo'. God bless yo'. An' God bless th' United States of South Car'lina (Applause, standing ovation continues for 19 minutes)
@2009 David Virgil Hobbs
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