Senator Blather: GOP sh'd be awarded Medal of Hono'

I just got a message from Senator Blather, which I reproduce below. He asserts that an anthropomorphic representation of the Republican Party, should be awarded the Medal of Honor, because, "Af'er all, co'porashuns is people too". 

Off the bat the first thing that comes in to mind as a response to Senator Blather: American businessmen don't seem to understand, that their ability to extract money from foreign economies, is weak compared to the ability of citizens of those foreign economies to extract money from those economies. They don't understand that their ability to extract money from the American economy, is much stronger than their ability to extract money from foreign economies. As a result they are inappropriately oblivious to the problem of money draining away from the US to foreign nations by way of trade deficits. 

Here is the email I received from Senator Blather:

----- Original Message -----

From: Senator Blather

To: David Virgil Hobbs

Sent: Thursday, October 02, 2014 7:58 PM

Subject: GOP sh'd be awarded medal of hono'

David Virgil Hobbs,

Th' Republicans sh'd be awarded th' congresshunal medal of hono'. Ah shall anthropomo'phize th' republican party, as an indivijool named Jedidiah Rich. Hyar is mah citashun fo' Jedidiah Rich:

Citashun: Th' Senato' Blather of th' United States of South Carolina, in th' name of Congress, takes pride in presentin' th' Medal of Hono' (Posthoomously) t'Captain Jedidiah Rich, United States GOP, fo' cornspicuous gallantry an' intrepidity at th' risk of his life above an' beyond th' call of duty, while servin' as a political ackivist wif th' Gran' Old Party in operashuns aginst th' enemah in th' United States of America. Rich single-han'edly demolished th' American economah, tharby destroyin' th' ability of th' lazy as a houn'dog American varmints t'pareesitize th' hard-wawkin' an' thrifty billionaires. Rich courageously sto'med th' democrat strongholds, destroyin' taxes an' tariffs, tharby makin' available inexpensive high quality imports. He then spent so much of his money on th' imports, thet th' American economah became mighty sick, an' th' thievin' lazy as a houn'dog American varmints became too pore an' weak t'harass th' billionaires. Rich's valiant determinashun has put our economah on th' right track, on account o' due t'Rich's inormous level of spendin' on imports, th' USA's Net Internashunal Investment Posishun, has been an' corntinues t' sink like a stone. As a result of Rich's valor, th' American economah is now runnin' on cash on hand by way of sales of assets t'foreigners, which is a great accomplishment, on account o' soon, wif th' passage of a li'l time, th' amount of money fo'eigners take outta America by way of profits off of th' assets they haf bought, will exceed th' amount of money they put into America by buyin' th' assets in th' fust place, an' this hyar will honorably serve t'continue t'pareelyze th' ability of th' lazy as a houn'dog Americans t'pareesitize th' billionaires. Th' selfless dedicashun t'duty exhibited by Rich in his exploits, will prodooce an increase in terms of th' power fo'eigners have to influence American govment decishuns, an increase which will not be balanced out by increases in th' ability of Americans t'influence th' decishuns of honorable foreign govments, on account o' Americans haf not been runnin' trade surpluses enablin' them t'buy foreign assets. This hyar net increase in foreign power will inable respeckable foreigners, who does not harass glorious billionaires wif democracy-type systems, t'further drain money away fum th' United States, which will haf th' effeck of abortin' th' ability of th' redistribushunist Americans t'jealously pareesitize brilliant billionaires.

-- Senator Billy Jo Blather